Gah — this show! *headdesk*
AFTERELLEN BAIT
Whether you watch The Secret Circle or not, take a moment to celebrate with me the very special message of this very special Valentine episode: pillow fight!
This was the gayest gay circle that ever gayed my so gay television. In the spirit of one subtext picture is worth a thousand double entendres, I present: Faye’s Official No-Boys-Allowed Un-Valentine’s Day Slumber Party
I have to say I like how these ladies do a sans-man party. But no love-fest would be complete without a little jealous fit, especially when Faye is hosting. The writers were careful to insert “friend” and “BFF” at every opportunity so that nobody would misunderstand the meaning of the relationships under discussion. I assure you – we understand.
Faye eventually sees that Melissa’s heart is in good hands. Only a true love will hold your hair when you’re sick.
And so Faye steps aside for now – with the usual ex-lover’s caveat.
So, so gay.
FEELINGS, FEELINGS, FEELINGS!
(See above.)
No, wait. I do have one other feeling besides all the gay: total boredom with Cassie. Good god, girl; lighten the frack up. I know you’re being murdered by evil demons and witch hunters week after week and that you have So! Much! Angst! over your lesbian lover Adam, but you left a slumber party with three of the hottest witches ever to cast a spell so that you could get killed again! What is wrong with you?
MOMENTS OF FAYE
Hello, Faye! Hello, girls!
Faye was her usual snarky self this week, but in keeping with our pictorial theme, let’s recap this instead.
My compliments to the cinematographer.
THE FOREBODING
OK, yeah, stuff happened. Cassie kept getting creeped out by strange guys in black hoodies, but I don’t know what she expects, living near Seattle and all. Eventually she finds out that her special medallion contains the power of thousands of dead witches who woke up when she activated the symbol. And they cornered her in a church and then possessed her lesbian boyfriend but she did some dark magic and saved him.
If it happened to anyone but Cassie, I might care.
Oh, and Lee is about to bring his drugged girlfriend out of her coma using a hairy string doll he gave to Faye for Voodoo Day.
Whatever. Can somebody make me a gif of that pillow fight?
Share your thoughts on the Valentine episode of The Secret Circle. Are you as ready as I am for Cassie to disappear into dark magic?
