“Glee” Episode 212 Recap: Stalker at the Gap

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Now, I’m totally sure at this moment that Blaine’s love is not Kurt. So I’m going to confess something to you: I fast-forwarded through this thing to find out what happens, because that’s how much I didn’t want to see Kurt crushed. I just couldn’t stand it. Honestly, what am I, in high school?

But for purposes of this recap, we’ll go back to the actual timeline of the episode. You can always scroll down if you can’t stand to wait.

In the choir room, Mr Shu draws big heart and the word “love,” and says – and pay attention because this is almost the only thing he says all night – “I have one word for you…”

Brittany is all excited because she thinks she knows, and says, “Is it love?”

Of course, it is. I mean, there’s a valuable word clue. And she’s very happy, because “I’m totally going to graduate now!” Then she ruins my night by hugging Artie. I’d briefly forgotten they were still together. See, I believe Brad Falchuk’s promise that “Brittana is on. Brittana was always on.” I do. Na na na I can’t hear you.

The Valentine’s Day assignment for Glee Club is for each person to partner up with someone and pick the song that sums up what love is to them. It’s interesting that although Brittany is still wrapped around Artie, when Mr. Schu mentions pairing up and singing together, she looks at Santana. Which reminds me, at least, of the last duet conversation those two had. In bed.

Puck looks at Lauren, who ignores him.

Then Finn takes the floor, explaining that he attributes the fact that no one in Glee Club has been slusheed for a whole week to his football victory. And just like other famous athletes, Finn wants to donate to a charity: “You guys.” He’s going to set up a kissing booth and donate the proceeds to the Glee Club.

There are a lot of close-ups of Santana in this scene. I approve. And while her style is very different than Chris Colfer’s, Naya Rivera can do a helluva lot with her face, too.

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