“Coronation Street” recap: Den of Iniquity

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Sally is priceless in this scene. She goes from "aww!" to "OMG!" when they kiss. Like, she doesn’t even know where to look.

Amazing.

Sophie and Sian take the bus to who knows where (Southpaw?) to drop Sophie’s birthday cash. Sophie gets a pair of boots that Sian and Rosie line-up to borrow. They canoodle on the street like being a lesbian in love is the most normal thing in the world, and nothing to be ashamed of. Because guess what? Being a lesbian in love is the most normal thing in the world, and nothing to be ashamed of.

Sally and Kevin head on over to the pub so Sophie can have her 16th birthday party without them nosing around. Besides, there’s not much room in the house because Rosie has invited every extra in Manchester to Sophie’s party. At the pub, Kevin is twitching like a meerkat on speed because subplot: Kevin had an affair that he called off when Sally was diagnosed with cancer, but his mistress (who is his business partner’s wife) (oh, soaps!) got totally preggers and he just found out the baby is his! Sally is like, "Have you got ants in your pants or what? Sit still."

Sally’s bestie wonders how smart it was for Sally and Kevin to let Sophie have a party without parental supervision. She literally (awesomely) says, "They advertise parties now, don’t they, on facial internet sights? You could end up with a house full of 30 year old dealers selling meth."

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