“Las Aparicio” recap: Episodes 58-60


Rise and shine, my fellow Las Aparicio addicts, because it’s morning in Aparicioland, and Hernan is making us breakfast. Mmm! Smells like pancakes.


Chef Mariana steps in to help with the cooking because Hernan is about to drop half a stick of butter into the batter and that’s way too much.

Oh, hey, remember last time when Julia was massaging Mariana’s shoulders … in bed … and it looked romantic, but really Mariana was just thinking about her father … which is kind of creepy … and then suddenly jumped up and said he was going to die? Well, she’s still worried about that, which is why she asks Hernan if he’s healthy. Hernan assures her that he can crush a walnut with his butt and is not planning to die any time soon.

I have a bad feeling about this.

Later on, Hernan asks the girls what they were like growing up. Mariana tells him that she was an angel incarnate.


Julia calls her a liar and tells Hernan that Mariana was actually a little misbehaved brat, and also, that she liked to cheat in games. Mariana says she was just better at everything. They bicker back and forth and then Hernan tells them that he must run off.

Julia: So what was that you told me about him being sick or something?

Mariana: No, it’s just that sometimes I’m a little dense. And anyway I already spoke to him and he assured me that he’s perfectly healthy.

Then the phone rings, and for a moment I think it’s Armando calling to discuss the threesome fantasy he had, but it’s not him at all. Julia looks almost as happy as we all are that it’s not him for once.


It’s actually a work-related, happy-news kind of call. It turns out that they both got cast in that show they auditioned for last time! Yay!

Later on, Mariana and Julia arrive at the set, where they’re greeted by a lady who compliments Julia’s acting skills and tells her to go sign her contract.


The lady mistakes Mariana for Julia’s personal assistant, which is funny for about two seconds until we learn that there’s been a mistake in communication. Mariana was not cast. It was some other Mariana, the one with blue eyes. Damn.

Julia doesn’t want to take the part without Mariana but Mariana convinces her to do it anyway because that’s what supportive girlfriends do.


Julia: I was really excited about doing it together.

That’s what she said.

Mariana: There will be a lot of opportunities. Okay? Now go sign. I’ll go pick up the scripts because I’m your personal assistant.

And oh, look, they’re about to get all lovey-dovey and cute which means that Armando is probably going to–

Oh, yep, there he is.


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