“Top Model” returns


Tonight is the two-hour premiere of Cycle 8 of America’s Next Top Model, aka the Gayest Show on Television. Here’s this season’s cast:

Cycle 8 of America's Next Top Model

We have had no official confirmation that any of these lovely ladies are lesbians, unfortunately, but who knows what’ll happen in the Top Model house? It seems like there’s something in the water there (maybe it’s the two Jays) making them come out like crazy.

But don’t worry — if no lezzies emerge from Top Model, there’s always Pussycat Dolls Present: The Search For The Next Doll (it comes from the producers of ANTM) which premieres March 6 at 9 p.m. (right after Top Model). Three words for ya: girls, girls, girls!

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