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Australia has a lesbian “Idol” contestant
Australian Idol has narrowed down this season’s field to 24 contestants. Among them is 26-year-old Kate Cook, whose favorite article of clothing is her jeans, and whose three desert island items would be beer, a guitar and — whoa, hang on: my gaydar is going bananas. We’d better run Ms. Cook through the Stereotype Analyzer to see what’s going on.
Harley? Check.
Pierced cartilage? Check.
Backpack? Check.
Guitar, hanging on D and D-suspended like something out of the Indigo Girls freshman playbook? Check.
Hat? Double check.
You know, I think Kate Cook might actually be gay. Let’s watch her audition tape to see if we can glean anymore information from it.