Over at the DiLaurentis house, Jasus and Aria wait for the urgent fax from the court house. Aria worries about Nicole and her possible future with Ezra, but Jasus comforts her and tells her that Ezria is meant to be. Guys, I’m really feeling Jaria right now. Or Arson. OMG, THEY COULD BE ARSON! Ezra texts saying that Nicole wasn’t one of the hostages, and he’s coming home. Aria cries tears of joy over Nicole’s death, and Jasus gets the fax, but most of the file is redacted. The only name on the fax is Judge Kahn, Noel’s father. All signs point to Noel being the missing baby, which means he most likely isn’t.
Marco fixes Spencer’s window, and then she asks him to stay with her. They cuddle on the couch, and I don’t completely hate it.
Emily calls Paige and tells her that Noel is evil. She invites Paige over, while Sabrina waits alone at the Brew. Noel finds Hanna’s cap on the ground outside his cabin, and Hanna comes running up behind him and clocks him in the back of the head with a baseball bat and yells, “It’s over bitch.” It is glorious.
Next week, we’ve got the return of Mona, Jenna and Toby, as well as some blind gun wielding shenanigans. Someone is getting shot—I just hope it isn’t one of the queers. What did you think of last night’s episode? Tweet me your feels @ChelseaProcrast
