Last night on Pretty Little Liars, Jenna gets a creepy massage, Jason rocks some Jesus hair, and the Liars are almost blown up by the OnStar of Doom. Oh, and Emily and her mom danced together in rainbow boas like the world’s sweetest PFLAG commercial.
We’re barreling towards the end of 7A, and the secrets (and bodies) are starting to pile up. Luckily, the Boo crew was there to make sense of the madness and make fun of Aria.
Also, Emily has a rare (but unintentional) moment of irony:
Is Caleb hard up? I thought he made millions. But here he is, security guard slash masseuse. #pll #booradleyvancullen
– Holly (@hollyjeanyip) August 10, 2016
Spencer forever trapped in the Bad News Barn when I just want her to run away and become President.#BooRadleyVanCullen #PLL
– Jen (@juniperlilacs) August 10, 2016
Honestly has Mona taught you girls NOTHING? USE THE HEEL AND BREAK THE GLASS #BooRadleyVanCullen
– Rachel (@RWatkinsphoto) August 10, 2016
Jason DiLaurentis!
Superstar!
Do you think you’re who they say you are? #BooRadleyVanCullen
– Leora Rose (@leorarose) August 10, 2016
In all my dreams about a bunch of drunk gay girls running into my bar…never did I imagine my mom being there with me #BooRadleyVanCullen
– Tracy Jennifer (@tracyj314) August 10, 2016
SPENCER’S DEVASTATED LITTLE FACE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WRAP HER IN A BLANKET BURRITO AND GET HER SOME SPARIA FANFIC #BooRadleyVanCullen
– Rachel (@RWatkinsphoto) August 10, 2016
They’re mean for having Ali pick up the check #BooRadleyVanCullen
– Samantha J. Green (@SamanthaJGreen) August 10, 2016
Emily:”and I used to hide in my closet” oh Emily, you Precious Little Lesbian. #PLL #booradleyvancullen
– Carla Fowler (@carlafowler16) August 10, 2016
What do you think the auto insurance rates are in Rosewood? Because bitches be getting run over every DAY there. #booradleyvancullen #pll
– Morgan Glennon (@mojotastic) August 10, 2016
A forensic accountant? That’s a thing? #BooRadleyVanCullen
– BooRadVanCull (@livePLLbrvc) August 10, 2016
If Spencer needs a shoulder to cry on, I volunteer as tribute!#PLL #BooRadleyVanCullen
– Krystle (@Kryingkrys) August 10, 2016
I’m so proud of Pam. Just picture her gay party-crashing S7 self staring into her S1 self and telling some kind truths. #booradleyvancullen
– Sarah Lloyd-Slifkin (@Vandermarin) August 10, 2016
I’d pick a storm cellar over Ezra any day #BooRadleyVanCullen #PLL
– MicNic12 (@micnic1291) August 10, 2016
I love learning all the moms food specialties. Pam: popovers Mrs. D.: Beef Wellington Ashley Marin: wine #booradleyvancullen #PLLChat
– casey (@caseylcummings) August 10, 2016
Have they put “No one’s ever really safe in Rosewood” on the water tower yet? #booradleyvancullen
– Rosemary Hallmark (@rohallma) August 10, 2016
Jenna: *crying over Sara Harvey*
The Liars: that cold bitch #Booradleyvancullen #prettylittleliars
– Kayla Hom (@mohalyak) August 10, 2016
Emily’s pink drink though #booradleyvancullen
– Julia Castillo (@juliaaaac) August 10, 2016
At what point does Jenna just stop dating? #booradleyvancullen
– Morgan Glennon (@mojotastic) August 10, 2016
