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“Pretty Little Liars” recap (7.1): Remembrances of Bangs Past

Hanna wakes up in the barn to see Spencer standing over her. I screamed MASK! At the screen, but it turns out it is just a dream. A dream where Spencer comes to save Hanna and touches her hair ever so gently. I swear, there were multiple moments in this “dream” I thought they were gonna make out, but instead Spencer tells Hanna to find a way out of the barn and feeds her some Dumbledore nonsense about dreams being real because blahblah make out already. Hanna rests her head in Dream Spencer’s lap and goes to sleep while Spencer sings her a lullaby. You know, hetero dream stuff.

Hanna, there’s an exit in this barn but it’s not in Spencer’s crotch

Emily walks into the DiLaurentis house (is she living there now?) and finds Rollins asleep on the couch. She heads up to Ali’s bedroom and looks at her broken jewelry box. As Emily looks at Ali’s Eiffel Tower collection, she hears all the flirtatious promises and teases that Ali has said to her over the years. She looks at the bed, and FLASHES BACK to the night they had sex (some folks said it was only a make-out, but when a camera pans away from two people kissing on TV I always assume there was full-on intercourse).

NOM NOM NOM

And I think my pervy assumptions just got validated, because this flashback seems more risqué than the original scene.

of course Ali is a top
Annnndddd….I just came in my pants

Emily snaps out of her walking sex dream and goes looking through Ali’s Goodwill boxes. She finds a yellow top, because OF COURSE, but more importantly she finds the red sweater.

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