“Pretty Little Liars” recap (6.19): “Bitch Can Drive”


Spencer sits on the sidelines, more interested in her vino than in hatching a convoluted plan. Girl, what are you doing? You LIVE for convoluted plans! Instead, we get a flashback to her and Caleb in Spain. Not gonna lie, it’s pretty sexy. Maybe it’s the lighting. Maybe it’s the fact that Spencer is wearing lingerie as clothes. I don’t know. Did they fuck in Spain? It sure seems like it. 

li-87You can’t spell “tapas” without T and A

Haleb shows up at the loft and are greeted by a fireball of doom. Just kidding, it’s Lucas testing the murder loft. He is too excited to see Caleb, and tells him that they should “do lunch.” Sure bro. Once Caleb leaves, Lucas shows Hanna his plans for the abandoned factories: he’s going to turn them into research and development things for tax reasons or something. He asks Hanna what she would do with unlimited money, and she tells him her dream is to design her own brand and launch a company. He offers her seed money, something he assures her no one else can offer. Then Freeform gives us #SugarDaddyLucas, and I throw up in my mouth a little bit. Really guys? Really? Hanna declines his indecent proposal, but he promises that the offer still stands.

li-92Why won’t you blindly accept a million dollars from me and come live in this abandoned factory that is definitely not being retro-fitted for a new dollhouse?

li-95Sorry bro, still not gonna fuck you

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