“Pretty Little Liars” recap (6.8): Gallery of Poor Life Choices

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Previously on Pretty Little Liars, Sara moved out so she could get closer to Emily, which doesn’t make sense really until you remember that Sara probably has an eighth grade education. Who am I kidding, everyone on this show has an eighth grade education. OR AT LEAST THEY ACT LIKE IT. Also, Spencer accidently drugged Toby, although is marijuana really a drug? The answer is yes, especially if you consume a whole bag of edibles.

Screen Shot 2015-07-28 at 9.15.44 PMIt was a nightmare! We had to go to three different 7-Elevens to find the burrito Toby wanted!

Anyhoozle, we pick up right where we left off, with the Liars fresh from their abandoned arcade escapade. Since Ali spilled the A game to the police, the local news is awash with A and Charles and everybody’s business is on front street. How weird is it to hear newscasters say Charles…or A for that matter? The news peoples speculate that Charles probably killed Ali’s mom, and let’s be real, they’re probably right.

Screen Shot 2015-07-28 at 9.18.18 PM Ali, are you seriously not voting for Hillary?

Ali doesn’t want to believe that her own (albeit crazypants) brother would kill their mother, but Hanna is quick to call out Charles for being the evil sack of crap we all know he is. Hanna is dropping truth bombs, and she doesn’t care who they land on.

Screen Shot 2015-07-28 at 9.19.00 PM Whatever losers, I’m voting for Dukakis!

Screen Shot 2015-07-28 at 9.20.21 PM Olympia Dukakis is running for president?!

The next day, Hanna presses Ashley about the mystery scholarship, and Ashley tells her to talk to Mr. DiLaurentis before she goes flushing this college money down the toilet. Unfortunately, the press are swarming his office, so they’ll have to wait another day to get in touch.

Screen Shot 2015-07-28 at 9.21.41 PM Maybe I’ll skip college and join Habitat. I’ll be doing good AND enjoying my first lesbian experience.