“Pretty Little Liars” recap (6.7): Candy from Strangers (or Spencer)

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At home, Ashley is furious that Hanna is tromping around chasing kidnappers instead of planning for her future like a normal person. Hanna tells her mom that she thinks the scholarship funds are tainted DiLaurentis money, but Ashley tells her that she’s more than earned it. Besides, the check has been deposited.

Screen Shot 2015-07-21 at 9.12.47 PM Come at me, bro!

Aria is crying in her room while Mike comforts her. He tells her she’s really brave, and gives her a letter. She’s a finalist for the Los Angeles photo competition! Better get more dolls.

Spencer finds Toby tripping balls at the police station, and feels bad that she didn’t share her stoner exploits with him. She’s upset because they were SO CLOSE to catching Charles, but Toby tells her to leave him alone so he can sober up.

Screen Shot 2015-07-21 at 9.14.48 PMToby, I already told you, Taco Bell closed an hour ago!

Emily sees Sara’s stuff all packed up and smells her pillow like a creeper. She then takes her microchip and smashes it with a book. Jason pours himself a scotch, and Ali begs him not to throw away his sobriety for Charles’s bullshit. They hear a child’s voice, and head up to the attic, where Charles has set up an old family movie.

Screen Shot 2015-07-21 at 9.15.43 PM Smells like teen spirit

It’s Ali and Jason at Charles’s birthday party, only they remember him as their weird cousin Freddie, whose birthday party they had to keep secret from dad. In the film, Freddie/Charles asks Mrs. D if he has to “go back” yet, presumably to Radley. Yikes, these DiLaurentis kids need ALL the therapy. Next to the film projector is a note from Charles, saying he wanted to trust Jason.

Screen Shot 2015-07-21 at 9.17.25 PMSometimes I like to come up here and watch vintage porn.

We then see Charles aka Black Hoodie with a birthday gift from “his friend and ally.” He unwraps a portrait of that birthday party. Is Charles now giving himself presents, or is there someone else on the A team?

Screen Shot 2015-07-21 at 9.18.58 PM I wish is was omnipresent and diabolical as fuck!

Only two more weeks until the unmasking of Charles! What did you think of this week’s episode? Are you next in line to move in with Emily? Tweet me @Chelseaprocrast

Thanks as always to Nicole aka @PLLBigA for her terrific screencaps. I’d share my weed gummies with you any day of the week!

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