“Pretty Little Liars” recap (6.7): Candy from Strangers (or Spencer)

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Toby takes Hanna’s burner phone and starts tracking Jason’s car. Probably, a good idea to go alone, as all the Liars are bleeding from the neck. He kisses Spencer goodbye and steals her pot candy. What the fuck, bro?! You don’t just take people’s candy! This is on par with joining the A team and gaslighting your girlfriend.

Screen Shot 2015-07-21 at 8.55.45 PM Scooby snacks, huh?

Speaking of controlled substances, Ali has decided that the best way to deal her temporary imprisonment is to make her father some decaf coffee and drug him with sleeping pills. Seems reasonable! She hops in Mona’s car and they drive off.

Screen Shot 2015-07-21 at 9.00.06 PM Look, I know we have to save Jason, but there’s a Carl’s Jr. on the way sooo…

Over at Rosewood PD, Toby chugs Spencer’s candy and convinces Lorenzo to join him the Charles stakeout. Spencer paces around her bedroom until she decides to crash the stakeout, dragging all the Liars along with her. Aria almost dials 911, then relents.

Meanwhile, Jason stumbles into a creepy, abandoned arcade looking for Charles, while Charles skulks around in the shadows. Mona and Ali are in the car together, and it’s awkward. Ali thanks her for helping, and dials 911 in an effort to save Jason and her friends. I love that Ali immediately launches into her story, as if a stranger at a call center would have any idea who A or Charles or anyone is.

Screen Shot 2015-07-21 at 9.02.32 PMIs your fridge running? JK, someone is murdering my friends

Jason is just about to make contact with Charlie when Officer Toby busts in with his gun drawn. So much for a subtle stakeout. Charles releases some metal rods and fires up a batting cage machine that starts pelting Lorenzo with baseballs. Toby starts tripping his face off just as the arcade lights come on.

Screen Shot 2015-07-21 at 9.04.11 PMFrooze, I’m a police occifer!

The Liars show up, as balls fly and pinball machines explode. Then the cops storm in and everyone freezes. Charles escapes and Jason is again denied a reunion with his brother. Great work, everybody!

Screen Shot 2015-07-21 at 9.03.11 PMMy doctor told me to avoid any activities where balls fly at my nose

Screen Shot 2015-07-21 at 9.03.24 PMWell, there goes your social life!

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