“Pretty Little Liars” recap (6.7): Candy from Strangers (or Spencer)

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Meanwhile, Sabrina tosses some pot gummies in Spencer’s purse.

Screen Shot 2015-07-21 at 8.46.30 PMChekhov’s edibles

Sara has decided to move in with Clare, and Emily is all butthurt over losing her protectee. Sara assures her that she’s cool with Clare, and now that she’s moving out she can actually date Emily for realsies. She kisses Emily, because spontaneous make outs will be so much easier once she’s LEFT the Fields residence. As Sara packs her things, lesbians the world over line up outside Emily’s door for a chance to pet her hair like a pony.

Screen Shot 2015-07-21 at 8.48.55 PM It’s cool babe, Talia is still hiding in the attic flambéing some apples

The rest of the Liars go to the DiLaurentis house to find Jason, but he refuses to see them. Mike decides that the best way to get Mona to see him would be to show up with the laundry basket of Aria’s dolls. Mona tries to get rid of him, but Mike is still in love with her. She’s upset because she faked her death for nothing and hurt the people who love her, but Mike doesn’t care; he’s just happy she’s alive.

Screen Shot 2015-07-21 at 8.49.40 PM Great, a basket of dolls. Because I haven’t had enough men infantilizing me this season

Emily takes a break from her girl probs to meet up with the Liars, and in her absence Hanna and Spencer have watched some YouTube vids and are ready for some amateur surgery. Hmm…I’ve watched some break-dancing videos on YouTube, but that doesn’t mean I can pop and lock. THIS is why you need to stick around, Emily! You leave for five minutes and these dummies think they’re on Grey’s Anatomy. Spencer is convinced that removing their chips will give them the jump on Charles, but Emily is like, “Were those scalpels just lying around? Are they clean? I’m concerned.”

Screen Shot 2015-07-21 at 8.50.58 PMCome on guys, just let me cut into your skin with no painkillers already!

Screen Shot 2015-07-21 at 8.51.46 PM NOPE NOPE NOPE DOT COM SLASH ORG

The Liars decide to rope Toby in, and Spencer fills him in on the Charles DiLaurentis of it all. He wants to tell Tanner about the meet-up, but Spencer begs him to keep quiet because Charles is tracking the police. She begs him for one night of rogue police work, and he agrees on the condition that he goes alone. Spencer reluctantly agrees, but wild horses couldn’t keep that girl from a stakeout.

Screen Shot 2015-07-21 at 8.53.08 PMI made this in Photoshop and it only took me 4 hours

Screen Shot 2015-07-21 at 8.53.20 PM Seriously? Just cut and paste that shit

Mona sorts through Aria’s collection of creepy bound dolls, and starts crying. Mike tells her to forgive herself, and they kiss. Guys, I want Mona to be happy, but seriously…this guy?

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