“Pretty Little Liars” recap (6.7): Candy from Strangers (or Spencer)


Over at Casa Montgomery, Aria has a laundry basket full of creepy dolls that she’s getting rid of. Apparently she’s over keeping creepy old things around (dolls, Ezra) and is ready to change subjects. Mike has emerged from under someone’s porch to ask her why Mona refuses to see him, and Aria assures him she didn’t scare her off. How long has it been since everyone escaped the dollhouse? Why are people just now trying to reconnect with Sara and Mona? Rosewood time is a mystery.

Screen Shot 2015-07-21 at 8.40.34 PM Aria Montgomery: Single-handedly keeping that doll hospital in business

Sara and Clare meet up for milk and cookies, and Emily is there for some third wheel shenanigans. BTW, we can officially rule out the “Sara is Bethany” thing, right? It’s awkward at first, but Sara soon warms up to her friend and starts asking her a million questions. It’s nice to see Sara act like a teenager instead of a shower-loving zombie, but Emily feels left out.

Screen Shot 2015-07-21 at 8.43.21 PMMust. Swallow. Uncomfortable. Feelings.

Hanna and Spencer are hanging out at the Brew, and Hanna says that she feels like a Cyclops with the chip in her neck. Spencer says she means cyborg, but Hanna knows what Hanna means. They’re researching her scholarship with A) doesn’t exist and B) is somehow connected to Radley. All roads lead to Radley, y’all.

Screen Shot 2015-07-21 at 8.44.19 PM Cyclops? You always struck me as more of a Rogue, Hanna

Sara and Clare are deep into a gossip sesh when Emily says it’s time to go. Clare invites Sara to sleep over, but Emily is hesitant to let Sara leave without police/Emily Fields protection.

Screen Shot 2015-07-21 at 8.44.43 PMReese Witherspoon AND Sofia Vergara? In one movie?!

Screen Shot 2015-07-21 at 8.45.19 PM Uggghhhhhh

Back at the Brew, Spencer gets a call from Ali, who has stolen her dad’s cell in a desperate bid to reach the Liars. She tells Spence that Charles is alive and begs her to keep Jason safe. Then her dad beats the door down and tells her that Jason can fend for himself, as can her friends. That’s Kenny DiLaurentis: Father of the Year.

Screen Shot 2015-07-21 at 8.47.03 PMIt’s terrible—this hotel doesn’t even get HBO!

Screen Shot 2015-07-21 at 8.47.10 PM UNACCEPTABLE

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