“Pretty Little Liars” recap (6.7): Candy from Strangers (or Spencer)

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Toby is back from Out Of Town, and he shows up at Spencer’s ready to get some reunion sex on. Spencer is psyched to see him, but she has to go meet Aria for shenanigans. Toby reminds her that they don’t do secrets anymore and Spencer is like, “LOLOLOL seriously though, I have to go.”

Screen Shot 2015-07-21 at 8.34.21 PM Imagining it’s Aria

The Liars (sans Emily, who is spending this episode on the fringes like some sort of Aria) visit Mona and are pissed that Leslie didn’t show up. Mostly pissed, Aria is more interested in turning all the dolls to face the wall.

Screen Shot 2015-07-21 at 8.35.41 PMSpencer, you gonna keep staring or you gonna help me interrogate these dolls?

Mona assures them that Leslie is innocent, because she would know, being an omniscient being and all. Spencer says that she has to be A, since Mona told them that someone stole the A game from her while she was in Radley. Mona admits that she was on so many drugs,she didn’t know whether she was waltzing with Ali’s ghost or audition for American Idol. OR BOTH, MAYBE. Here’s a scientific breakdown of Mona’s time at Radley:

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Emily and Sara talk about visiting Clare, but they’re both still thinking about that make-out sesh from the night before. Sara wonders if she dreamt it, but to be fair that’s most girls’ responses after kissing Emily. Sara tells Emily it was her first real kiss in three years, and Emily assures her that there will be more. I mean, from someone, not definitely her. Or maybe her. She’s hedging her tender gay feelings, and when Sara says they should take some time to think, Emily agrees.

Screen Shot 2015-07-21 at 8.37.45 PM I was thinking maybe we could scissor later?

Screen Shot 2015-07-21 at 8.38.24 PMLOL SCISSORING, girl you have A LOT to learn!

Lorenzo goes to Ali’s house, where he finds Jason, who tells him that Ali is OOT for a few days/forever. Jason notices a red balloon and a party invitation on his porch, which the cops would have noticed if they weren’t so busy slamming Ali and being the worst. It’s an invite for Charles’s birthday, and he tells Jason to come alone or not at all. I guess Charles isn’t into plus ones.

Screen Shot 2015-07-21 at 8.40.02 PMBring A cAke or don’t bother showing your fAce!

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