Bethenny Frankel tells Ellen she wants to be a lesbian, Ellen says it’s not a decision
Bethenny Frankel is on The Ellen DeGeneres Show today to talk about her new book, I Suck at Relationships So You Don’t Have To, and after a discussion on how “size matters” when it comes to men’s apartments (mhm), the Real Housewife turned Skinny Girl guru says she wishes she could be a lesbian. Ellen gives her some real talk in return.
TRANSCRIPT:
Bethenny: Women are much crazier than men would even imagine and men are much stupid than women can possibly imagine. They’re much simpler creatures than us.
Ellen: Wow.
Bethenny: Yes. I don’t think that they’re not intellectual and that they’re not intelligent. But they really care about: sleep, the remote, the dog, poker, drinking and you know, you not being on their jock when you walk in the door at night.
Ellen: Here’s one: “It’s so large.”
Bethenny: Yes. This is when you go to a man’s apartment, obviously.
Ellen : Oh I see.
Bethenny: Yeah. Men like, men want you to think of their apartment as very large.
Ellen: “When you look at their apartment and go- It’s so large!”
Bethenny: Yes. Do you understand?
Ellen: I see I see.
Bethenny: Large apartments are very important to women. Size does matter.
Ellen: Yes. I understand. Thank you, thank you so much for reinforcing I’ve made the right choice in life.
Bethenny: Oh Ellen! If it could be that easy. That was my dream! Recently I was like: I wanna, I want to be a lesbian now.
Ellen: Yeah, no you can’t just make that decision.
Bethenny: I know but I want to!
Ellen: It doesn’t work that way. You really have to be one. Don’t try to join our club! No.