“Pretty Little Liars” recap (5.20): Flashdance

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Spencer and Jonny are at a gas station when Officer Toby pulls up to investigate. He sees the art in the van and proceeds to arrest Jonny. Spencer is furious and wails at Toby to just be cool, but he coldly tells her to walk away and maybe try to go a week without a felony.

Screen Shot 2015-02-17 at 9.23.47 PMNothing to see here folks, just here to flaunt my privilege

It’s time for Hanily to show off their dance routine for the pageant coach! It starts out well enough with ALL of the gyrating, until Hanna starts thinking of Kate and dances so fast she bursts into flames like she’s an extra in Once More With Feeling.

Screen Shot 2015-02-17 at 9.22.44 PMSo give me something to sing about

Screen Shot 2015-02-17 at 9.28.05 PM I need something to sing about!

Screen Shot 2015-02-17 at 9.34.17 PM I thought we were going for a breakaway hit and not a retro-pastiche number

Hanna gyrates, krumps, kicks, and spins around on the floor in what scientists will one day call the whitest break dancing ever. It is magical and GIFable and pretty much the best thing that has ever happened on television.

Screen Shot 2015-02-17 at 9.30.35 PM Show me the fever

Screen Shot 2015-02-17 at 9.33.28 PM into the fire

Screen Shot 2015-02-17 at 9.34.33 PMtaking it higher and higher

Unfortunately, the pageant coach is not impressed with Hanna’s stylish flailing, and says she isn’t pageant material.

Screen Shot 2015-02-17 at 9.35.05 PMNAILED IT

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