“Pretty Little Liars” recap (5.20): Flashdance


Spencer and Jonny stroll down the street when they see their vandalism/art hanging in an art gallery. The snooty gallery owner informs them that he owns the art, as he saved it from getting trashed. I’m pretty sure this is illegal, but my Art Law knowledge is not as strong as my Carnie Law background.

Screen Shot 2015-02-17 at 9.02.56 PMCritics have called their work highly vaginal

Over at the Montgomery house, Andrew is quizzing Aria on the trial of the century, and I legit wondered why they were studying the O.J. Simpson trial. Actually, they’re studying the first time a psychiatric defense was used in U.S. court, which is worth learning since Rosewood High has a study abroad program at Radley.

Screen Shot 2015-02-17 at 9.00.40 PMI used to spill paint on crazy people, so I’m basically a psychiatrist

Mike comes in all pissy that Aria went through his things, and he flips literally the smallest table I’ve ever seen and storms out. Aria asks Andrew if he can follow Mike to the gym and spy on him, and he does because he’s hoping to get all up in those accessories.

Screen Shot 2015-02-17 at 9.01.51 PM Stop stealing my lube, it’s expensive!

Hanna meets with a pageant coach and re-enacts the interview scene from Miss Congeniality. Actually, she is unable to form an opinion about anything. Jeez Hanna, make a vowel sound or something. She tells the coach that her talent will be dance, which is news to us all.

Screen Shot 2015-02-17 at 9.04.33 PMAll I need is a beer mug, a hazmat suit, and a barrel of my ex-girlfriend’s remains

Emily immediately gets a text from Hanna demanding that she bust out her tap shoes, and Emily is obvs on board. Then some nerd shows up looking for Talia, and of course it’s Eric, Talia’s husband.

Screen Shot 2015-02-17 at 9.04.41 PMp.s. please bring tap shoes/jazz belts, et al

He realizes who Emily is, and it is AWKward, but he assures her that he supports his wife’s experimentation/one time thing and he’s not going anywhere. He also talks about their gay bike ride, and Emily literally describes her time with Talia as “an easy ride.” You just got served, Eric!

Screen Shot 2015-02-17 at 9.05.23 PM Aren’t you that girl who’s riding my wife?

Screen Shot 2015-02-17 at 9.05.29 PMLike a 10 speed, bro!

Meanwhile, Mike leaves a legit Boo Radley gift in a tree hole because this show fucking gets us.

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