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20 of the Wittiest, Prettiest Lez/Bi Tweeters of 2014

Twitter is land of the few, the funny, the #relatable. Many flee when forced to grapple with their natural lack of wit. The few who survive often toil in anonymous, meme-addled notoriety. A miniscule percentage of those remaining are girls who date girls.

In celebration of 2014’s demise (good riddance to the freeloading bastard) and in honor of AfterEllen’s Twitter hitting 100k follows sans a single staff sex tape, I’ve selected 20 tweeters who kill it with panache. Here’s the 20 Wittiest Tweeters of 2014. Droll on.

Kam Kardashian, Brown Girl Problems, Kiss Her I’m Famous, Chicago Fire, The Lphabet, not her first rodeo.

20. Natasha Negovanlis

Label-eschewing Carmilla star with a rabid fan base and wicked sense of humor.

 

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Bitch magazine, Jezebel, The A.V. Club, she eye fucks the camera.

17. Brittany Ashley

BuzzFeed Video, CWFF, Second City Chicago, She-Devil NYC, “1 lesbian you need to validate before she dies.”

18. Lindsay Hicks & Amy Jackson Lewis

The Better Halves as a whole.

19. Fawzia Mirza

Kam Kardashian, Brown Girl Problems, Kiss Her I’m Famous, Chicago Fire, The Lphabet, not her first rodeo.

20. Natasha Negovanlis

Label-eschewing Carmilla star with a rabid fan base and wicked sense of humor.

 

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Blossoming power dyke of Lady Parts Justice, Huffington Post Comedy, The Advocate Comedy, & The Lphabet.

15. Faith Choyce

Glib comedic gem of the 2014 San Francisco International Comedy Competition, the 2015 Sketchfest San Francisco Comedy Festival, the Lphabet.

16. Ever Mainard

Bitch magazine, Jezebel, The A.V. Club, she eye fucks the camera.

17. Brittany Ashley

BuzzFeed Video, CWFF, Second City Chicago, She-Devil NYC, “1 lesbian you need to validate before she dies.”

18. Lindsay Hicks & Amy Jackson Lewis

The Better Halves as a whole.

19. Fawzia Mirza

Kam Kardashian, Brown Girl Problems, Kiss Her I’m Famous, Chicago Fire, The Lphabet, not her first rodeo.

20. Natasha Negovanlis

Label-eschewing Carmilla star with a rabid fan base and wicked sense of humor.

 

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13. Hannah Hart

Like Ellen.

14. Lianna Carrera

Blossoming power dyke of Lady Parts Justice, Huffington Post Comedy, The Advocate Comedy, & The Lphabet.

15. Faith Choyce

Glib comedic gem of the 2014 San Francisco International Comedy Competition, the 2015 Sketchfest San Francisco Comedy Festival, the Lphabet.

16. Ever Mainard

Bitch magazine, Jezebel, The A.V. Club, she eye fucks the camera.

17. Brittany Ashley

BuzzFeed Video, CWFF, Second City Chicago, She-Devil NYC, “1 lesbian you need to validate before she dies.”

18. Lindsay Hicks & Amy Jackson Lewis

The Better Halves as a whole.

19. Fawzia Mirza

Kam Kardashian, Brown Girl Problems, Kiss Her I’m Famous, Chicago Fire, The Lphabet, not her first rodeo.

20. Natasha Negovanlis

Label-eschewing Carmilla star with a rabid fan base and wicked sense of humor.

 

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Artsy and shit.

9. Ello Steph

Like Shane’s hair (except in Season 2): On point.

10. Mo Welch

Mo Show Comedian, Barely Blair Cartoonist, tall blonde who draws and tells jokes.

11. Lauren Morelli & Samira Wiley

When OITNB writer Lauren and OITNB actress Samira started dating every writer secretly thought “soon my time will come” and started plotting.

 

12. Arielle Scarcella

Uber gay Youtuber.

 

13. Hannah Hart

Like Ellen.

14. Lianna Carrera

Blossoming power dyke of Lady Parts Justice, Huffington Post Comedy, The Advocate Comedy, & The Lphabet.

15. Faith Choyce

Glib comedic gem of the 2014 San Francisco International Comedy Competition, the 2015 Sketchfest San Francisco Comedy Festival, the Lphabet.

16. Ever Mainard

Bitch magazine, Jezebel, The A.V. Club, she eye fucks the camera.

17. Brittany Ashley

BuzzFeed Video, CWFF, Second City Chicago, She-Devil NYC, “1 lesbian you need to validate before she dies.”

18. Lindsay Hicks & Amy Jackson Lewis

The Better Halves as a whole.

19. Fawzia Mirza

Kam Kardashian, Brown Girl Problems, Kiss Her I’m Famous, Chicago Fire, The Lphabet, not her first rodeo.

20. Natasha Negovanlis

Label-eschewing Carmilla star with a rabid fan base and wicked sense of humor.

 

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Voice like an archangel, face like your best friend, banging body. Conveys laughter and tears in less than 140 characters.

7. Jane Lynch

Oldie but goodie, source of great hope for late in life lesbians.

8. Evan Rachel Wood

 

Artsy and shit.

9. Ello Steph

Like Shane’s hair (except in Season 2): On point.

10. Mo Welch

Mo Show Comedian, Barely Blair Cartoonist, tall blonde who draws and tells jokes.

11. Lauren Morelli & Samira Wiley

When OITNB writer Lauren and OITNB actress Samira started dating every writer secretly thought “soon my time will come” and started plotting.

 

12. Arielle Scarcella

Uber gay Youtuber.

 

13. Hannah Hart

Like Ellen.

14. Lianna Carrera

Blossoming power dyke of Lady Parts Justice, Huffington Post Comedy, The Advocate Comedy, & The Lphabet.

15. Faith Choyce

Glib comedic gem of the 2014 San Francisco International Comedy Competition, the 2015 Sketchfest San Francisco Comedy Festival, the Lphabet.

16. Ever Mainard

Bitch magazine, Jezebel, The A.V. Club, she eye fucks the camera.

17. Brittany Ashley

BuzzFeed Video, CWFF, Second City Chicago, She-Devil NYC, “1 lesbian you need to validate before she dies.”

18. Lindsay Hicks & Amy Jackson Lewis

The Better Halves as a whole.

19. Fawzia Mirza

Kam Kardashian, Brown Girl Problems, Kiss Her I’m Famous, Chicago Fire, The Lphabet, not her first rodeo.

20. Natasha Negovanlis

Label-eschewing Carmilla star with a rabid fan base and wicked sense of humor.

 

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Aggressively Southern gay who bffs with Tina Fey and Chelsea Handler.

5. Megan Ellison

Oddly endearing celebuspawn turned affable film nerd (saved eight LOTR movie tickets from HS Senior Year) turned Hollywood power player. Impeccable taste in cats and vintage wolf T-shirts.

6. Mary Lambert

Voice like an archangel, face like your best friend, banging body. Conveys laughter and tears in less than 140 characters.

7. Jane Lynch

Oldie but goodie, source of great hope for late in life lesbians.

8. Evan Rachel Wood

 

Artsy and shit.

9. Ello Steph

Like Shane’s hair (except in Season 2): On point.

10. Mo Welch

Mo Show Comedian, Barely Blair Cartoonist, tall blonde who draws and tells jokes.

11. Lauren Morelli & Samira Wiley

When OITNB writer Lauren and OITNB actress Samira started dating every writer secretly thought “soon my time will come” and started plotting.

 

12. Arielle Scarcella

Uber gay Youtuber.

 

13. Hannah Hart

Like Ellen.

14. Lianna Carrera

Blossoming power dyke of Lady Parts Justice, Huffington Post Comedy, The Advocate Comedy, & The Lphabet.

15. Faith Choyce

Glib comedic gem of the 2014 San Francisco International Comedy Competition, the 2015 Sketchfest San Francisco Comedy Festival, the Lphabet.

16. Ever Mainard

Bitch magazine, Jezebel, The A.V. Club, she eye fucks the camera.

17. Brittany Ashley

BuzzFeed Video, CWFF, Second City Chicago, She-Devil NYC, “1 lesbian you need to validate before she dies.”

18. Lindsay Hicks & Amy Jackson Lewis

The Better Halves as a whole.

19. Fawzia Mirza

Kam Kardashian, Brown Girl Problems, Kiss Her I’m Famous, Chicago Fire, The Lphabet, not her first rodeo.

20. Natasha Negovanlis

Label-eschewing Carmilla star with a rabid fan base and wicked sense of humor.

 

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You know who she is.

3. Ruby Rose

Rare hybrid of of excellent qualities.

4. Fortune Feimster

Aggressively Southern gay who bffs with Tina Fey and Chelsea Handler.

5. Megan Ellison

Oddly endearing celebuspawn turned affable film nerd (saved eight LOTR movie tickets from HS Senior Year) turned Hollywood power player. Impeccable taste in cats and vintage wolf T-shirts.

6. Mary Lambert

Voice like an archangel, face like your best friend, banging body. Conveys laughter and tears in less than 140 characters.

7. Jane Lynch

Oldie but goodie, source of great hope for late in life lesbians.

8. Evan Rachel Wood

 

Artsy and shit.

9. Ello Steph

Like Shane’s hair (except in Season 2): On point.

10. Mo Welch

Mo Show Comedian, Barely Blair Cartoonist, tall blonde who draws and tells jokes.

11. Lauren Morelli & Samira Wiley

When OITNB writer Lauren and OITNB actress Samira started dating every writer secretly thought “soon my time will come” and started plotting.

 

12. Arielle Scarcella

Uber gay Youtuber.

 

13. Hannah Hart

Like Ellen.

14. Lianna Carrera

Blossoming power dyke of Lady Parts Justice, Huffington Post Comedy, The Advocate Comedy, & The Lphabet.

15. Faith Choyce

Glib comedic gem of the 2014 San Francisco International Comedy Competition, the 2015 Sketchfest San Francisco Comedy Festival, the Lphabet.

16. Ever Mainard

Bitch magazine, Jezebel, The A.V. Club, she eye fucks the camera.

17. Brittany Ashley

BuzzFeed Video, CWFF, Second City Chicago, She-Devil NYC, “1 lesbian you need to validate before she dies.”

18. Lindsay Hicks & Amy Jackson Lewis

The Better Halves as a whole.

19. Fawzia Mirza

Kam Kardashian, Brown Girl Problems, Kiss Her I’m Famous, Chicago Fire, The Lphabet, not her first rodeo.

20. Natasha Negovanlis

Label-eschewing Carmilla star with a rabid fan base and wicked sense of humor.

 

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1. Caitlin Stasey

Outspoken bisexual feminist who looks bomb in a corset.

2. Ellen Page

You know who she is.

3. Ruby Rose

Rare hybrid of of excellent qualities.

4. Fortune Feimster

Aggressively Southern gay who bffs with Tina Fey and Chelsea Handler.

5. Megan Ellison

Oddly endearing celebuspawn turned affable film nerd (saved eight LOTR movie tickets from HS Senior Year) turned Hollywood power player. Impeccable taste in cats and vintage wolf T-shirts.

6. Mary Lambert

Voice like an archangel, face like your best friend, banging body. Conveys laughter and tears in less than 140 characters.

7. Jane Lynch

Oldie but goodie, source of great hope for late in life lesbians.

8. Evan Rachel Wood

 

Artsy and shit.

9. Ello Steph

Like Shane’s hair (except in Season 2): On point.

10. Mo Welch

Mo Show Comedian, Barely Blair Cartoonist, tall blonde who draws and tells jokes.

11. Lauren Morelli & Samira Wiley

When OITNB writer Lauren and OITNB actress Samira started dating every writer secretly thought “soon my time will come” and started plotting.

 

12. Arielle Scarcella

Uber gay Youtuber.

 

13. Hannah Hart

Like Ellen.

14. Lianna Carrera

Blossoming power dyke of Lady Parts Justice, Huffington Post Comedy, The Advocate Comedy, & The Lphabet.

15. Faith Choyce

Glib comedic gem of the 2014 San Francisco International Comedy Competition, the 2015 Sketchfest San Francisco Comedy Festival, the Lphabet.

16. Ever Mainard

Bitch magazine, Jezebel, The A.V. Club, she eye fucks the camera.

17. Brittany Ashley

BuzzFeed Video, CWFF, Second City Chicago, She-Devil NYC, “1 lesbian you need to validate before she dies.”

18. Lindsay Hicks & Amy Jackson Lewis

The Better Halves as a whole.

19. Fawzia Mirza

Kam Kardashian, Brown Girl Problems, Kiss Her I’m Famous, Chicago Fire, The Lphabet, not her first rodeo.

20. Natasha Negovanlis

Label-eschewing Carmilla star with a rabid fan base and wicked sense of humor.

 

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