“The Fosters”: Our favorite #GaydyBunch tweets from “Metropolis”
This week on The Fosters, Lena continued to be a pod person, Ana tried to extort money out of Stef, Jude was safely Out of Town, Jesus did pull-ups and mouthed off to a teacher, Mariana had a very bizarre date (again) with Zac and his mom, Callie was voted Winter Queen and set up via the most elaborate plan this side of Rosewood just so Brandon could play the hero and save her from being arrested for all of his bad deeds. On the plus side, hair model Wyatt and his glorious locks and snarky personality returned. We missed you buddy. Your tweets were on point per usual. Here are a few of our favorites.
“She is getting adopted Monday?!? Well that gives me all weekend to fuck it up!”-Brandon #GaydyBunch
– Brandy Haynes (@Haynes03) March 18, 2014
Whose that girl Callie is hugging like she wants to give her whole heart too? Oh wait. #gaydybunch
– S Spears (@SAfricaphotog) March 18, 2014
Good Lord these Foster boys are needy. Did you miss me, do you think about me…#GaydyBunch
– Jessica (@JessicaDWork) March 18, 2014
The writers of #TheFosters are like “How can we keep the lesbians watching?” So they have Stef lifting weights. #gaydybunch #WellPlayed
– Xan (@Xanadugrrl) March 18, 2014
Would anyone be surprised if Brandon gave Ana a receipt? You know, since he obviously struggles with good decisions. #GaydyBunch
– Jessica (@JessicaDWork) March 18, 2014
The Craftmatic Adjustable Beds of Dissension and Symbolism strike again! #Gaydybunch #TheFosters
– Kristen (@hachiemachie) March 18, 2014
I’m shocked that Dani isn’t in PLL , she would fit right at home with her inappropriateness #Gaydybunch
– the Outsider (@iamlordvoldy) March 18, 2014
Brandon’s singing a love song about his sister. Gross. #GaydyBunch #TheFosters
– Tammy (@tylynn_sings) March 18, 2014
Brandon is just The Worst. That is all. #GaydyBunch
– Linster (@thelinster) March 18, 2014
Brandon is disgusting…trying to lure Callie to his dads. Almost as low a trying to have sex at your grand dad’s funeral GaydyBunch
– La La (@phillybaby29) March 18, 2014
You know who else was really close to his mom, Zach? Norman Bates. #gaydybunch
– Dana Piccoli (@DanaPiccoli) March 18, 2014
Did I just hear that Paige McCullers was nominated for prom queen? Has she moved to California already! #gaydybunch
– Lauren (@chickwithsquee) March 18, 2014
You know Lena was just fabulous and smart, strutting around high school quoting Audre Lorde and passing out ice cream treats. #GaydyBunch
– Kristen (@hachiemachie) March 18, 2014
Why would Lena ask Brandon to dance with Callie? Callie has two brothers and one hasn’t tried to bone her yet. #GaydyBunch #TheFosters
– mary (@quitecontrary88) March 18, 2014
Three guys walk out of a bathroom stall all smiles…that’s a little gay #GaydyBunch
– MK (@MKAmericanHero) March 18, 2014
Brandon. No. Means. No. #GaydyBunch
– Marlena R. (@mrod527) March 18, 2014
Queen Callie, Mother of Dragons. Oh no, that’s the wrong show. My bad. #TheFosters #GaydyBunch
– anh62950 (@anh62950) March 18, 2014
I cannot roll my eyes hard enough right now. Brandon Foster is now responsible for causing me severe eye damage. #TheFosters #gaydybunch
– Leanne Koch (@LeanneFryingPan) March 18, 2014
I hope you brought popcorn Stef, cuz this story is LONG and boring and ALL ABOUT BRANDON #GaydyBunch
– MK (@MKAmericanHero) March 18, 2014
All of a sudden thousands of lesbians yelled out what they would do for a Klondike bar. #gaydybunch #TheFosters
– Diane Kuhnicorn (@DianeKuhn) March 18, 2014
Oh FFS just taser him Callie. There must be an app for that. #GaydyBunch #TheFosters
– Tippi McCullers (@ali_steventon) March 18, 2014
No wonder why Jude was hoarding food, these people forget to call him for dinner. #GaydyBunch
– Lady Liberty (@CindyLMarshall) March 18, 2014
Timothy should start questioning if he wants his sperm to get involved in all of this. #gaydybunch
– Diane Kuhnicorn (@DianeKuhn) March 18, 2014
I love Sharon and really hope she comes back but if she ever gives Stef and Lena a gift again I will squeeze her in the bed taco.#GaydyBunch
– Lady Liberty (@CindyLMarshall) March 18, 2014
I think Lena and Quinn Fabray are both trapped in a black hole where character continuity doesn’t exist. #TheFosters #GaydyBunch
– mary (@quitecontrary88) March 18, 2014
Come back later for the full recap.