Clean & Clear’s Persa-Gel 10 Acne Medication, $7
DIE FUCKER DIE DIE DIE.
Oil Control To Go
Clean & Clear Oil Absorbing Sheets, $6
We went through a whole pack of these shooting The Lphabet. You don’t know how shiny you are until a man with a camera tells you repeatedly.
Olay Regenerist Advanced Anti-Aging Regenerating Serum, $20
Wrinkles are inevitable, but they don’t have to reach Mariana Trench depths. Prevention is your best bet in aging gracefully.
Dark Spot Fader
Ambi Skincare Fade Cream, $6
Your pimple is gone! Hurrah! Oh wait—JK, stop the celebration! There’s a dark purple/brown/red spot where that sucker once lurked and it intends to squat there looking ugly for the next couple months. Dark spots are beyond cruel, but there is help: regular application of a dark spot fading cream. It is boring and requires time and effort but that’s just life. Here’s a good, cheap dark spot fader that actually works.
Olay Regenerist Regenerating Eye Lifting Serum, $24
Eyes are the window to your soul and proximity to death.
Aztec Secret Indian Healing Clay Deep Pore Cleansing Mask, $10
Super messy to make but fun to feel pulsing all up in your pores. Always follow with moisturizer, lay off anything drying until the next day.