A Skin Care Guide for Cheap Gay Girls


Pimple Killer

Clean & Clear’s Persa-Gel 10 Acne Medication, $7

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Oil Control To Go

Clean & Clear Oil Absorbing Sheets, $6

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We went through a whole pack of these shooting The Lphabet. You don’t know how shiny you are until a man with a camera tells you repeatedly.


Wrinkle Wrangler

Olay Regenerist Advanced Anti-Aging Regenerating Serum, $20

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Wrinkles are inevitable, but they don’t have to reach Mariana Trench depths. Prevention is your best bet in aging gracefully.


Dark Spot Fader

Ambi Skincare Fade Cream, $6

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Your pimple is gone! Hurrah! Oh wait—JK, stop the celebration! There’s a dark purple/brown/red spot where that sucker once lurked and it intends to squat there looking ugly for the next couple months. Dark spots are beyond cruel, but there is help: regular application of a dark spot fading cream. It is boring and requires time and effort but that’s just life. Here’s a good, cheap dark spot fader that actually works.


Eye Cream

Olay Regenerist Regenerating Eye Lifting Serum, $24

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Eyes are the window to your soul and proximity to death.


Weekly Mask

Aztec Secret Indian Healing Clay Deep Pore Cleansing Mask, $10


Super messy to make but fun to feel pulsing all up in your pores. Always follow with moisturizer, lay off anything drying until the next day.


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