Hunter Valentine is hot, so we figured they would be authority figures when it comes to the Hot 100. We asked singer/guitarist Kiyomi McCloskey , drummer Laura Pettraca and bassist Adrienne Lloyd who they voted for, and it appears they have different taste in women.
1. Alicia Keys: Because I love myself a ride or die chick and I want to prove to the world that she is in fact a huge lez.
2. Minka Kelley: I am obsessed with Friday Night Lights and want to marry a girl from Texas. I don’t even know if she’s actually from Texas, but in my head and my heart she is.
3. Natalie Portman: She is smart and stunning. Oh and I’d love to show her my Black Swan.
4. Jamie Holm: Have you ever seen her bass face? Sexy.
5. Rachel Shelly: Because I had a great time with her at the L Beach Festival in Germany. She was so friendly — anice and a beautiful woman all around.
5. Julia Roberts
Jessica “Jugs” Forsythe, Abisha Uhl, Jessie Farmer, Jamie Holm and Katie Murphy.
It is impossible for me to pick a number one in this list because I pretty much have a crush on this entire band. All of the girls in Sick of Sarah are sexy, talented, hard working musicians.
Wait, did I mention they’re all crazy hot too? I love all of them; I love touring with them; and I love their music. And I’m pretty sure that they are going to take over the world, one AfterEllen.com reader at a time.