Also? Their names, like, rhyme.


Britney Spears USA Today offers a lame Britney Spears/Whitney Houston comparison that talks about their new looks, their divorces, their kids. Fine, but what about their insanity, their cluelessness, and how likely they are to not recognize each other in public? Oh, and how easy they are to mock on SNL — Amy Poehler’s Britney was brilliant this past weekend, y’all.

I can’t decide which I’d rather see: a Britney/Whitney smackdown, or a Bobby Brown/K-Fed duet about what happens to your career when your woman wises up and kicks you out.

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