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The 10 Most Eligible Queer Bachelorettes

It’s Valentine’s Day again, and if you’re feeling a bit down because you’re single and think you never find the right woman for you, we’re here to help. We have rounded up 10 eligible bachelorettes that could be your Ms. Right. Location: Portland, Oregon Profession: Singer. She has one of the most sensual voices ever. Pros: Well, she has one of the most sensual voices ever. Also, she has some serious swagger and is known to be an international sex symbol. Cons: You might have a problem if you’re the jealous type, comparing yourself to her exes (Leisha Hailey) or even Cindy Crawford. Location: New York, New York Profession: Comic/writer. She’s also professionally the BFF of Sarah Silverman. Pros: Tig is as smart as she is funny, which means you’ll love her if you have a sense of humor. Cons: She just got out of a long term relationship and is recovering from cancer and losing her mom. It’s been a rough year. Location: L.A./New York

Profession: Actor and Ryan Murphy fan. Pros: Sarah is a talented actress on the big screen, small screen and the stage. She’s one of best actresses working today. Cons: She works so much, you might not get a lot of time with her. Probably not ideal for the co-dependent types. Location: Washington, D.C. Profession: Washington Spirit soccer player and Megan Rapinoe sidekick. Pros: She’s in great shape, if you know what I mean. Cons: Some soccer fans tend to get a bit rabid, so you might need to keep some stalkers at bay. Location: New York, New York Profession: Model/actress/singer/smizer. Pros: She is a style chameleon and will always look good with any of your outfits. The perfect accessory! Cons: Her friendship with Raven Symone could be an issue. Just sayin.’

Location: Australia Profession: Model/TV personality/musician/DJ/what-do-you-need-she-will-do-it. Pros: Ruby can rock any hairstyle, so she could basically be anyone’s type. Cons: She tends to date other models. Not that you aren’t pretty. Location: New York, New York

Profession: Comic/lesbian impersonator. Pros: You will always know where she’s at on Saturday nights. Cons: She’s always busy on Saturday nights. Location: Los Angeles, California

Profession: Comic/writer/life of the party. Pros: Fortune has the manners and mentality of a Southern belle with the hilarious edge of an L.A. woman. Cons: If Chelsea Handler calls, you might become second priority. Location: Los Angeles, California

Profession: Actor/director. I mean, she’s Jodie Foster. Pros: For starters, she was Clarice Fucking Starling. Cons: You better like children, ex-lovers and the paparazzi. Location: Los Angeles, California

Profession:DJ/musician/Lindsay Lohan’s ex for life Pros: Sam is always invited to the hottest clubs, parties and events, even if she’s working. Cons: At some point you’ll probably be asked for your opinion on her singing.

Which one of these women could be your Valentine?

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