Shag, Marry or Bury: Lady Pirates


Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants! Who sails the ocean looking hotter than the sun? The ladies of this week’s …

The fourth installment of of Disney’s pirate franchise, Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, hits theaters this weekend, and while it’s not exactly pulling in rave reviews, we’ve seen Penelope Cruz in her pirate garb, and that’s all we need to know. So this week, we’re putting some of our favorite lady pirates to the vote: Keira Knightley from the first three Pirates, Gwen Stefani from her “Rich Girl” video, or the aforementioned Penelope Cruz. Who will share you bed and who will walk the plank?

Last week’s winners:

Olivia Wilde

Marry: Tina Fey

Bury: Leisha Hailey

Mistress: Portia de Rossi.

Tell us who you’re voting for this week in the comments!