Somebody Bring Me Some (Salt) Water


Melissa EtheridgeMelissa Etheridge will climb aboard Olivia, (the cruise line, that is) to perform on the first night of their week-long “Caribbean Escape” cruise that sets sail from Ft. Lauderdale on March 25, 2007.

Press releases state that Melissa will be doing a show on that one night only, but other entertainers such as Suede and the truly hilarious Julie Goldman will be on board for the week, performing and sunning with the masses on the high seas.

If Melissa were smart, she’d stow away. With two crying babies waiting for her at home, being trapped in the Caribbean with 1800 lesbians wearing tankinis and sipping margaritas is not the worst fate imaginable. But that’s just me. I’m sure Melissa is a great mom.

Past Olivia cruises have featured Lily Tomlin, Indigo Girls, k.d. lang, Shawn Colvin, Kate Clinton, Suzanne Westerhoefer and the chicks from The L Word.

Betty will not be there. Try not to cry.

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