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Lesbian Horoscopes: Valentine’s Day Edition

Horoscopes for Feb 13 – Feb 20 Happy Valentine’s Week, star-crossed lovers! Whether you’re partnered up or celebrating self-love this week, we’re bringing you your Valentine’s Day forecast. So, sit back, relax, and don’t eat too much chocolate. It’s bad for your teeth.

Your fate is written in the stars. A lot of astrology readings are painfully ambiguous and could apply to anyone. We’ve decided not to sugar-coat what the stars are trying to communicate to you this week. Scroll down to find your super straight-forward personal horoscope and come back every week for your forecast!

Getty Star-Sign Real Talk: Brutally Honest Lesbian Horoscopes If you have a fragile ego (Ahem, Leos…) then you’re going to have to put your Sensitive Sally in check. This isn’t your local Sunday newspaper’s horoscope section. AfterEllen is about to get REAL with you right now. If you think you can handle it, scroll down and find out what that stars are actually saying to you this week. Aries

You’re worried about finances and what that means for how you will celebrate this week’s most famous day of love. This isn’t the time to stay caught up in your head, Aries. Find your most trusted friend and let it rip. Open up and vent your sweet little heart out. This confidant will have the perfect advice for how to create balance in your life, Aries. You’re really aiming to create an impression this week but true love isn’t something you can buy, sweet Aries. With a little creativity, you can work wonders without going broke.

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Taurus

After years of good deeds you’re finally starting to cash in on all of those karma points you’ve been stashing away. Opportunities have been coming your way and you’ve decided to take advantage. The rewards life is bringing you are fully deserved. Appreciate the fruits of your labor and let the joy flow through you. Concerning Valentine’s Day, you’re easy to please Taurus. So, no matter how things go this week, you’re guaranteed to have a great time!

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Gemini

Impulse control is not a thing happening in your life right now, Gemini. It’s time to stop yourself in your tracks and take a deep breath before you do something you regret (although it might be too late). You are trying very hard to get someone else’s approval but their respect might not be worth your efforts. The deep desire for acceptance is tearing you apart from the inside. Time to relax and celebrate pure love this week for what it is: Appreciation without an agenda.

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Cancer

If there is anybody who loves the concept of millions of people purposefully celebrating love, it’s you Cancer. Your high expectations of how this Valentine’s week should go may cause you to lose site of the wonderful things that will be coming your way. Don’t hope for what you know you aren’t going to get, Cancer. We all know that people are bound to let you down. Create your own amazing time! Fuck ’em! Then if someone happens to do something nice for you, you’ll be able to fully appreciate it.

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Leo

The trust issues that have been eating you alive are holding you back from truly enjoying the festivities this week, Leo. It doesn’t help that someone gave you some honest unpleasant feedback recently and it has really been bothering you more than you’d prefer. Wait it out and these feelings will pass. In the meantime, go with the flow and you will find yourself enjoying the moment.

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Virgo

The way you have been communicating to those that you love lately has been pushing them away. Although you mean well, you’ve been hitting an emotional blockade recently and it’s built a brick wall between you and those who are most important in your life. Although you aren’t necessarily wrong, you could choose words that aren’t so harsh. Brushing up on tactful expression will make this week a lot more pleasant for you, Virgo. It’s a sensitive week, so focus on ways to express to those around you that you love them — they need to hear it from you now more than ever.

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Libra

You don’t plan on keeping your pants on this week, Libra — and you aren’t wrong. This is a time of fun new explorations in the intimate aspects of your life. We all know that Valentine’s Day was specifically created for and by Libras so if anyone will be bringing their A-Game this week, it’s you Libra. But we didn’t have to tell you that. Your five foot box of chocolates already did.

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Scorpio

Trying to have meaningful conversations through technology isn’t working out so well for you, Scorpio. Try to limit your interactions through devices and vouch for in-person connections. This Valentine’s week will be filled with steamy romance and the bells and whistles of what this day is all about. Don’t forget to express your appreciation for what this day of love will bring you — in person.

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Sagittarius

This week of love you’ve seem to turn into Cupid’s #1 Hater. We get that holidays feed capitalist consumerism, but you don’t need to celebrate by spending money, Sagittarius. You can still join the festivities of love using your own unique twist fueled by your own creativity. There’s nothing worse than the Debby Downer among a world filled with purposefully happy people. Don’t be that person. Allow yourself to actually appreciate the fact that so many people chose to focus on love this week.

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Capricorn

You enjoy celebrating love amongst friends, Capricorn. So no matter how hot and steamy your week gets you will still make time to let your friends know that you appreciate them in your life. Commend yourself for thinking beyond the sheets and enjoy letting yourself have feels this week of hearts and kisses.

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Aquarius

The rows of boxes of chocolates popping up everywhere has gotten you in the mood and you’re looking forward to surprising someone with a gift. This time of year you are also getting attention from other places and aren’t sure how to juggle so many options in your life. No matter how you spend this week, you’re all about spreading those good vibes around. Let the good feelings flow, Aquarius, and the universe will take care of the rest.

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Pisces

You have this Valentine’s Day all planned out. You found someone and you’re going to shower them with love. You have gone beyond just a card and flowers. There was a lot of thought that has been put into your expressions of love this year. There isn’t even a question of whether the apple of your eye will appreciate your gifts because you already know it’s perfect. Such a sap, this week of love, Pisces!

Author Lily Khuu is a psychic lesbian witch who enjoys expressing her predictions with the art of GIF and meme. She is also a Los Angeles based entertainment professional and LGBT activist. Follow her on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and see what she’s up to at www.lilykhuu.com!

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