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Star-Sign Real Talk: Brutally Honest Lesbian Horoscopes

Your fate is written in the stars. A lot of astrology readings are painfully ambiguous and could apply to anyone. We’ve decided not to sugar-coat what the stars are trying to communicate to you this week. Scroll down to find your super straight-forward personal horoscopes and come back every week for your forecast! Star-Sign Real Talk: Brutally Honest Lesbian Horoscopes If you have a fragile ego (Ahem, Leos…) then you’re going to have to put your Sensitive Sally in check. This isn’t your local Sunday newspaper’s horoscope section. AfterEllen is about to get REAL with you right now. If you think you can handle it, scroll down and find out what that stars are actually saying to you this week. Aries

You are entering this year with a BANG, Aries! You and your partner have reached a new spice-level in bed from kosher salt to pure cinnamon. You are also planning a brand new adventure that is both scary and exciting. What is else is happening for Aries at the start of this year? Despite some hiccups at work, you still have your job. NOICE! The world may seem like it’s spinning just for you right now, but try not to let it go to your head. The little people matter, too, you know.

 

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Taurus

You have some dough and you’re aching to spend it somewhere! Fortunately you haven’t been putting all of your eggs into one basket and have been careful about researching where you want to invest your funds. Whether it’s a large extra everything pizza or an index mutual fund, savor the moment fully enjoying every second for the experience alone!

 

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Gemini

You can’t decide whether you want to be good or bad this year! Should you stick to a sound new year’s resolution or should you just indulge in the joys of life? Whatever you decide, don’t worry about committing fully as it’s okay if you’re good some days and bad others. Such is life. Click below for the next horoscope:

Cancer

It’s a thrifty year for you, Cancer! You’ve made the decision that you will spend less money this year and balance your finances. Good for you! It’s going to be very tempting for you to give in to your usual habits of emotional spending. But seriously now — who needs another pair of light up unicorn slippers? Duh… EVERYBODY. But, even if you think you need something, you probably don’t. So, tattoo that phrase onto your hand and stick to it. Just kidding… You don’t really need another tattoo, either. Let’s be real.

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Leo

You aren’t stoked about your current job right now, Leo, but you know that there are other opportunities waiting for you. Reflect on your bliss and start following it right now. You have untapped potential it’s high time you let your talents flow. The universe needs you.

 

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Virgo

You’ve finally figured out that spreading yourself thin isn’t the best path to success. Although it’s nice to have a overstuffed resume, you’re done with the crazy-making schedule. Pick three things and commit, Virgo! This year is going to be different in a good way. In a time-management queen way.

 

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Libra

Congratulations on your new achievement! You’ve finally conquered a conquest you’ve been aiming to complete for some time now, Libra. After hours of coffee, stress-eating, and persistence you’ve made it to the next step. Now that you have spent some time basking in your own glory you’ve suddenly become overwhelmed by the reality that you now must utilize your skills for the next hurdle to overcome. Don’t worry Libra! There are plenty of Lattes and Doritos to fuel your next endeavors! Click below for the next horoscope:

Scorpio

You’re still holding onto something that happened last year and it’s making your new year a little rough. Although you are usually a party animal, you’ve been more low key this week. Time to dust off your party hat and hit the social scene again. You may have let your woes get the best of you but the universe is calling you and it’s saying, “Where’s the life of the party at?” In her jammies crying into her own shirt. We know. The party misses you, Scorpio.

 

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Sagittarius

With the Women’s March coming up, you’re all ABOUT IT. Get your pink pussy hat out and start planning your protest sign designs! The march wouldn’t be the same without you but you didn’t need us to tell you that. You’re the Protest QUEEN. Making a difference in your middle name.

 

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Capricorn

 

Whew! You’ve been getting a lot of attention lately. Part of you wants to go retreat into your cave but another party of you is soaking up the good vibes. Enjoy it! It’s one hell of a way to enter the new year!

 

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Aquarius

You’ve recently left a familiar old place that surfaced a lot of memories for you, Aquarius. However, despite the nostalgia we all know that you don’t stay anywhere for too long. You’re traveling again and this time you are ready to stay rooted somewhere for a little longer than usual. Embrace what’s to come, Aquarius. Sometimes a lack of change can be good.

 

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Pisces

Your love life may be wishy washy right now but your work life is stellar! You’ve figured out how to make the most of your job and it is definitely paying off. Some others may be jealous of your success, but keep up the lively attitude and you will continue to attract positive energy!

 

Author Lily Khuu is a psychic lesbian witch who enjoys expressing her predictions with the art of GIF and meme. She is also a Los Angeles based entertainment professional and LGBT activist. Follow her on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and see what she’s up to at www.lilykhuu.com!

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