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Star-Sign Real Talk: Brutally Honest Lesbian Horoscopes

Horoscopes for March 13th – March 19th, 2018 Happy Birthday, Pisces! A lot of people adore you and you are the friend others confide in for life advice. You are the most well-rounded sign, knowing how to release a lot of social energy without overly exerting yourself. You have issues with being taken advantage of because you can be too trusting. Sometimes you find yourself having to fend off envious haters — because when you’re this awesome, inevitably some people are gonna get peanut butter and jealous. However, your positive attitude towards life always helps you get over criticisms quickly. No matter one’s star sign, there is a lot that can be learned from a Pisces. Pisces You May Recognize

Your fate is written in the stars. A lot of astrology readings are painfully ambiguous and could apply to anyone. We’ve decided not to sugar-coat what the stars are trying to communicate to you this week. Scroll down to find your super straight-forward personal horoscope and come back every week for your forecast!

Getty Star-Sign Real Talk: Brutally Honest Lesbian Horoscopes If you have a fragile ego (Ahem, Leos…) then you’re going to have to put your Sensitive Sally in check. This isn’t your local Sunday newspaper’s horoscope section. AfterEllen is about to get REAL with you right now. If you think you can handle it, scroll down and find out what that stars are actually saying to you this week. Aries

There has been a lot of tension building inside of you, Aries. Your friends love you but you’re driving them crazy. Your perception could use a little remodeling. Take a moment to reflect on your inner world and take a deep breath. Ask yourself if you’re happy with your life or if you should make changes. You deserve to experience the best version of yourself so what are you waiting for, kid?

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Taurus

Someone close to you is craving that feeling of knowing they are special to you. You have had an inclination so you’ve started to brainstorm ways to show this person you care. However, you’re experiencing an imagination standstill. Search your mental database for memories of when you both felt the happiest for inspiration. There’s a nice gem in there if you take a moment to think.

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Gemini

Your mood is on the flip-side this week. Everything you feel and crave is different than usual. If you normally like horror films you might have the desire to see a romantic comedy this weekend. If a juicy steak is usually your thing you might be craving some crisp greens. Enjoy this new perspective on the other side of the fence. It will help you appreciate different ways to see the world.

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Cancer

This week you’ll experience power struggles at work but things will get better during the weekend when you will be showered in love by your friends and family. Concerning your love life, take your time so that you can make well-thought-out decisions. You’re still trying to figure out what you want to do next and with good reason.

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Leo

If that is opportunity you think you smell in the air, you are right, Leo! Take this time to enjoy the freshness because you’ve worked hard to finally get to this point in your life. Concerning your love life, someone you’re attracted to will be more persuasively seduced with subtleties. This person isn’t ready for you to come on too strong. So, return the heart-shaped full body costume and cancel the four string quartet. Instead, vouch for light flirtation and focus on friendship activities.

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Virgo

Time to grab the highlighter. You are filled with anxiety because you feel that you are off-track with your schedule. Although you’re struggling with balancing your priorities, new opportunities are coming your way that will give you more support to pursue your dreams. You may need to modify your calendar but it will be worth it in the end.

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Libra

You’re seeking to improve a close relationship in your life. Spend time getting to know this person on a more intimate level. Putting more effort into connecting more deeply with this special someone will get you the results you’re aiming for between you. When it comes to your career, connecting with others through very clear communication will launch your goals in a better direction. Although you may feel like working alone, you need collaboration in your life right now.

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Scorpio

Listen to your emotions this week, Scorpio. There’s a lot they are trying to tell you. This is the time to channel your feelings into a creative project. The alternative isn’t pretty. Anger doesn’t look nice when it’s unleashed impulsively. Give yourself time to reflect on the outcome of how you will communicate what has been eating at you before you make any final decisions.

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Sagittarius

You’ve been trashing your health lately. It’s okay to indulge once in a while but it’s time that you make healthier decisions. Turn off the video games and put the Cheetos away. You will feel a lot better if you start to recoup by nourishing your body, mind, and spirit.

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Capricorn

If you aren’t careful, you are inclined to find yourself in the middle of conflict this week. The best way to win an argument is to not argue at all. Allow the other person to be right so that you can work on strengthening your connection rather than strengthening your ego.

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Aquarius

You’re feeling trapped and you want out. Freedom is very important to you so are dying for a way out. It’s all a matter of perspective, Aquarius. You have so many reasons to be happy and appreciate what life has gifted you with. Try counting your blessings and you will realize that you’re more free than you’ve realized.

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Pisces

There’s a lot of energy burning inside of you, Pisces. This is a great time to fuel all of your new ideas and finally make them come to life. Appreciate the fire while the coals are hot. Moments like these are meant to be filled with epiphanies that turn into new frontiers.

About The Author: Lily Khuu is a psychic lesbian witch who enjoys expressing her predictions through the art of GIF and meme. She is also the executive producer and founder of the feminist group Matriarchy where she channels her activism by creating liberating female-focused gatherings. As an entertainment reporter for AfterEllen she gives the lesbian community a voice through public media. When she isn’t stuffing a microphone in someone’s beautiful face, she’s spinning under the pseudonym DJ Matriarchy. You can find her on Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter.

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