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Star Sign Real Talk: Brutally Honest Lesbian Horoscopes

Happy New Year! It’s 2018, bitches. Your fate is written in the stars. A lot of astrology readings are painfully ambiguous and could apply to anyone. We’ve decided not to sugar-coat what the stars are trying to communicate to you this week. Scroll down to find your super straight-forward personal horoscopes and come back every week for your forecast! Getty Happy Birthday Capricorns! If you were born between December 22 and January 19, then you are a Capricorn baby!

You may have entered the New Year while wearing “Fuck 2017” glasses and twerking to Beyonce, but this month it’s your Birthday. So if you haven’t already celebrated, it’s time to pop an Advil, recover from New Year’s Eve and do it again! Capricorns You May Recognize (Photo Sources: Facebook/Instagram) Star Sign Real Talk: Brutally Honest Lesbian Horoscopes If you have a fragile ego (Ahem, Leos…) then you’re going to have to put your Sensitive Sally in check. This isn’t your local Sundaynewspaper’s horoscope section. AfterEllen is about to get REAL with you right now. If you think you can handle it, scroll down and find out what that stars are actually saying to you today.

Pisces

February 19 – March 20

If you partied into the New Year like Britney in her bald days, you’re doing it right Pisces. With a full supermoon in Cancer you’ll be able to clear away any old limiting or destructive habits that held you back from reaching your goals last year. It’s a great time to dust off your yoga mat, stretch into the warrior pose, and take your downward dog to a whole new level.

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  Author Lily Khuu is a psychic lesbian witch who enjoys expressing her predictions with the art of GIF and meme. She is also a Los Angeles based entertainment professional and LGBT activist. Follow her on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and see what she’s up to at www.lilykhuu.com!

Aquarius

January 20 – February 18

That garbage you pushed under the rug last year has been festering and is starting to give off a funky stench. If you don’t clean it up this week, it’s going to catch fire and burn your house down. It’s true that we must clean out the old to make room for the new, but last year was an apocalyptic disaster, so you may have to call in the cranes and hire a dumpster. You have the chance to turn things around if you clean up your act and begin the first week of the year with a spring clean and Feng Shui makeover that would put the Dalai Lama to shame.

Pisces

February 19 – March 20

If you partied into the New Year like Britney in her bald days, you’re doing it right Pisces. With a full supermoon in Cancer you’ll be able to clear away any old limiting or destructive habits that held you back from reaching your goals last year. It’s a great time to dust off your yoga mat, stretch into the warrior pose, and take your downward dog to a whole new level.

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  Author Lily Khuu is a psychic lesbian witch who enjoys expressing her predictions with the art of GIF and meme. She is also a Los Angeles based entertainment professional and LGBT activist. Follow her on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and see what she’s up to at www.lilykhuu.com!

When was the last time you told your mother you loved her? This is the perfect time to tell people how you feel. Not drunken overshares that you don’t mean. We’re talking expressions of love to family and friends who you don’t tell often enough how much you appreciate them. With transformational Uranus blasting ahead, if you dive into 2018 with full-blown gratitude for the relationships in your life, you’ll find them not only flourishing, but you may just find new relationships popping up where you least expect them to. Capricorn

December 22 – January 19

Some New Years are brought in with magical kisses, some with booze, some with dancing, some with relationship breakups. Whichever situation you find yourself in this week, just remember the brutal truth that nothing lasts. So you may as well cherish every moment this week. In emo Cancer, a lunar shift will strengthen your desire to connect intimately with others, but remember to first connect with yourself, not in a self-obsessed narcissistic way, but in the new agey self-love way. At the end of the day, you are the one you are going to see every new year in with for the rest of your life and no kiss, booze, dance or break up can take that away from you. You rock Capricorn! This is your month to love it up.

Aquarius

January 20 – February 18

That garbage you pushed under the rug last year has been festering and is starting to give off a funky stench. If you don’t clean it up this week, it’s going to catch fire and burn your house down. It’s true that we must clean out the old to make room for the new, but last year was an apocalyptic disaster, so you may have to call in the cranes and hire a dumpster. You have the chance to turn things around if you clean up your act and begin the first week of the year with a spring clean and Feng Shui makeover that would put the Dalai Lama to shame.

Pisces

February 19 – March 20

If you partied into the New Year like Britney in her bald days, you’re doing it right Pisces. With a full supermoon in Cancer you’ll be able to clear away any old limiting or destructive habits that held you back from reaching your goals last year. It’s a great time to dust off your yoga mat, stretch into the warrior pose, and take your downward dog to a whole new level.

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  Author Lily Khuu is a psychic lesbian witch who enjoys expressing her predictions with the art of GIF and meme. She is also a Los Angeles based entertainment professional and LGBT activist. Follow her on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and see what she’s up to at www.lilykhuu.com!

If you haven’t taken down your down your tree or menorah yet, get yo butt off dat couch and do it! This is symbolic of a desire to cling to last year and a need to let go and move onto a new chapter. Nature abhors a vacuum (and we’re not talkin’ about the Hoover kind). If you don’t make a change this week you may as well keep your Christmas tree up until next year, which means you risk things staying exactly as they are – stagnant, musty and void of gifts. They say if you’re not growing, you’re dead. That applies here. If you want to move forward this year, Confucius says, “Plant a new tree.” Whatever you do, don’t mistake the burning bush for a glowing Christmas tree. Just sayin’. Sagittarius

November 22 – December 21

When was the last time you told your mother you loved her? This is the perfect time to tell people how you feel. Not drunken overshares that you don’t mean. We’re talking expressions of love to family and friends who you don’t tell often enough how much you appreciate them. With transformational Uranus blasting ahead, if you dive into 2018 with full-blown gratitude for the relationships in your life, you’ll find them not only flourishing, but you may just find new relationships popping up where you least expect them to. Capricorn

December 22 – January 19

Some New Years are brought in with magical kisses, some with booze, some with dancing, some with relationship breakups. Whichever situation you find yourself in this week, just remember the brutal truth that nothing lasts. So you may as well cherish every moment this week. In emo Cancer, a lunar shift will strengthen your desire to connect intimately with others, but remember to first connect with yourself, not in a self-obsessed narcissistic way, but in the new agey self-love way. At the end of the day, you are the one you are going to see every new year in with for the rest of your life and no kiss, booze, dance or break up can take that away from you. You rock Capricorn! This is your month to love it up.

Aquarius

January 20 – February 18

That garbage you pushed under the rug last year has been festering and is starting to give off a funky stench. If you don’t clean it up this week, it’s going to catch fire and burn your house down. It’s true that we must clean out the old to make room for the new, but last year was an apocalyptic disaster, so you may have to call in the cranes and hire a dumpster. You have the chance to turn things around if you clean up your act and begin the first week of the year with a spring clean and Feng Shui makeover that would put the Dalai Lama to shame.

Pisces

February 19 – March 20

If you partied into the New Year like Britney in her bald days, you’re doing it right Pisces. With a full supermoon in Cancer you’ll be able to clear away any old limiting or destructive habits that held you back from reaching your goals last year. It’s a great time to dust off your yoga mat, stretch into the warrior pose, and take your downward dog to a whole new level.

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  Author Lily Khuu is a psychic lesbian witch who enjoys expressing her predictions with the art of GIF and meme. She is also a Los Angeles based entertainment professional and LGBT activist. Follow her on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and see what she’s up to at www.lilykhuu.com!

The festivities just keep on a rollin’. Halloween? Check! Winter Holidays? Done! New Years? Still feeling it. We know. It’s time to prep for Valentine’s Day! Get your ass out there. Hit up that club, sign up for that pottery class, and join that Jello wrestling team! With the moon forming a supportive angle to Neptune igniting your passion, this is your week to search for your star crossed lover. Keep your eyes open for a Sagittarius. She understands you like no other. The only downside is that your love interest might be a little more clingy than desire. Be patient. It’s cold out and you make a nice cuddle buddy. Scorpio

October 23 – November 21

If you haven’t taken down your down your tree or menorah yet, get yo butt off dat couch and do it! This is symbolic of a desire to cling to last year and a need to let go and move onto a new chapter. Nature abhors a vacuum (and we’re not talkin’ about the Hoover kind). If you don’t make a change this week you may as well keep your Christmas tree up until next year, which means you risk things staying exactly as they are – stagnant, musty and void of gifts. They say if you’re not growing, you’re dead. That applies here. If you want to move forward this year, Confucius says, “Plant a new tree.” Whatever you do, don’t mistake the burning bush for a glowing Christmas tree. Just sayin’. Sagittarius

November 22 – December 21

When was the last time you told your mother you loved her? This is the perfect time to tell people how you feel. Not drunken overshares that you don’t mean. We’re talking expressions of love to family and friends who you don’t tell often enough how much you appreciate them. With transformational Uranus blasting ahead, if you dive into 2018 with full-blown gratitude for the relationships in your life, you’ll find them not only flourishing, but you may just find new relationships popping up where you least expect them to. Capricorn

December 22 – January 19

Some New Years are brought in with magical kisses, some with booze, some with dancing, some with relationship breakups. Whichever situation you find yourself in this week, just remember the brutal truth that nothing lasts. So you may as well cherish every moment this week. In emo Cancer, a lunar shift will strengthen your desire to connect intimately with others, but remember to first connect with yourself, not in a self-obsessed narcissistic way, but in the new agey self-love way. At the end of the day, you are the one you are going to see every new year in with for the rest of your life and no kiss, booze, dance or break up can take that away from you. You rock Capricorn! This is your month to love it up.

Aquarius

January 20 – February 18

That garbage you pushed under the rug last year has been festering and is starting to give off a funky stench. If you don’t clean it up this week, it’s going to catch fire and burn your house down. It’s true that we must clean out the old to make room for the new, but last year was an apocalyptic disaster, so you may have to call in the cranes and hire a dumpster. You have the chance to turn things around if you clean up your act and begin the first week of the year with a spring clean and Feng Shui makeover that would put the Dalai Lama to shame.

Pisces

February 19 – March 20

If you partied into the New Year like Britney in her bald days, you’re doing it right Pisces. With a full supermoon in Cancer you’ll be able to clear away any old limiting or destructive habits that held you back from reaching your goals last year. It’s a great time to dust off your yoga mat, stretch into the warrior pose, and take your downward dog to a whole new level.

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  Author Lily Khuu is a psychic lesbian witch who enjoys expressing her predictions with the art of GIF and meme. She is also a Los Angeles based entertainment professional and LGBT activist. Follow her on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and see what she’s up to at www.lilykhuu.com!

You’re hung over as all hell. It’s okay. You’ll live. The year has hardly started and you’re already pushing yourself into the deep end of your New Year’s resolution. If you continue to be unrealistic about how many stairs you can climb in one day you are at risk of giving up altogether. Take it easy on yourself. A slower progression towards your goal will increase your chances of success! Libra

September 23 – October 22

The festivities just keep on a rollin’. Halloween? Check! Winter Holidays? Done! New Years? Still feeling it. We know. It’s time to prep for Valentine’s Day! Get your ass out there. Hit up that club, sign up for that pottery class, and join that Jello wrestling team! With the moon forming a supportive angle to Neptune igniting your passion, this is your week to search for your star crossed lover. Keep your eyes open for a Sagittarius. She understands you like no other. The only downside is that your love interest might be a little more clingy than desire. Be patient. It’s cold out and you make a nice cuddle buddy. Scorpio

October 23 – November 21

If you haven’t taken down your down your tree or menorah yet, get yo butt off dat couch and do it! This is symbolic of a desire to cling to last year and a need to let go and move onto a new chapter. Nature abhors a vacuum (and we’re not talkin’ about the Hoover kind). If you don’t make a change this week you may as well keep your Christmas tree up until next year, which means you risk things staying exactly as they are – stagnant, musty and void of gifts. They say if you’re not growing, you’re dead. That applies here. If you want to move forward this year, Confucius says, “Plant a new tree.” Whatever you do, don’t mistake the burning bush for a glowing Christmas tree. Just sayin’. Sagittarius

November 22 – December 21

When was the last time you told your mother you loved her? This is the perfect time to tell people how you feel. Not drunken overshares that you don’t mean. We’re talking expressions of love to family and friends who you don’t tell often enough how much you appreciate them. With transformational Uranus blasting ahead, if you dive into 2018 with full-blown gratitude for the relationships in your life, you’ll find them not only flourishing, but you may just find new relationships popping up where you least expect them to. Capricorn

December 22 – January 19

Some New Years are brought in with magical kisses, some with booze, some with dancing, some with relationship breakups. Whichever situation you find yourself in this week, just remember the brutal truth that nothing lasts. So you may as well cherish every moment this week. In emo Cancer, a lunar shift will strengthen your desire to connect intimately with others, but remember to first connect with yourself, not in a self-obsessed narcissistic way, but in the new agey self-love way. At the end of the day, you are the one you are going to see every new year in with for the rest of your life and no kiss, booze, dance or break up can take that away from you. You rock Capricorn! This is your month to love it up.

Aquarius

January 20 – February 18

That garbage you pushed under the rug last year has been festering and is starting to give off a funky stench. If you don’t clean it up this week, it’s going to catch fire and burn your house down. It’s true that we must clean out the old to make room for the new, but last year was an apocalyptic disaster, so you may have to call in the cranes and hire a dumpster. You have the chance to turn things around if you clean up your act and begin the first week of the year with a spring clean and Feng Shui makeover that would put the Dalai Lama to shame.

Pisces

February 19 – March 20

If you partied into the New Year like Britney in her bald days, you’re doing it right Pisces. With a full supermoon in Cancer you’ll be able to clear away any old limiting or destructive habits that held you back from reaching your goals last year. It’s a great time to dust off your yoga mat, stretch into the warrior pose, and take your downward dog to a whole new level.

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  Author Lily Khuu is a psychic lesbian witch who enjoys expressing her predictions with the art of GIF and meme. She is also a Los Angeles based entertainment professional and LGBT activist. Follow her on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and see what she’s up to at www.lilykhuu.com!

Be conscious of overextending yourself this week to please others. We know you have good intentions and that you want to be the queen of humanitarians. This isn’t your week to win a Nobel prize. If you can’t breathe you’ll pass out and you’re effort will become futile. Breathe! Virgo

August 23 – September 22

You’re hung over as all hell. It’s okay. You’ll live. The year has hardly started and you’re already pushing yourself into the deep end of your New Year’s resolution. If you continue to be unrealistic about how many stairs you can climb in one day you are at risk of giving up altogether. Take it easy on yourself. A slower progression towards your goal will increase your chances of success! Libra

September 23 – October 22

The festivities just keep on a rollin’. Halloween? Check! Winter Holidays? Done! New Years? Still feeling it. We know. It’s time to prep for Valentine’s Day! Get your ass out there. Hit up that club, sign up for that pottery class, and join that Jello wrestling team! With the moon forming a supportive angle to Neptune igniting your passion, this is your week to search for your star crossed lover. Keep your eyes open for a Sagittarius. She understands you like no other. The only downside is that your love interest might be a little more clingy than desire. Be patient. It’s cold out and you make a nice cuddle buddy. Scorpio

October 23 – November 21

If you haven’t taken down your down your tree or menorah yet, get yo butt off dat couch and do it! This is symbolic of a desire to cling to last year and a need to let go and move onto a new chapter. Nature abhors a vacuum (and we’re not talkin’ about the Hoover kind). If you don’t make a change this week you may as well keep your Christmas tree up until next year, which means you risk things staying exactly as they are – stagnant, musty and void of gifts. They say if you’re not growing, you’re dead. That applies here. If you want to move forward this year, Confucius says, “Plant a new tree.” Whatever you do, don’t mistake the burning bush for a glowing Christmas tree. Just sayin’. Sagittarius

November 22 – December 21

When was the last time you told your mother you loved her? This is the perfect time to tell people how you feel. Not drunken overshares that you don’t mean. We’re talking expressions of love to family and friends who you don’t tell often enough how much you appreciate them. With transformational Uranus blasting ahead, if you dive into 2018 with full-blown gratitude for the relationships in your life, you’ll find them not only flourishing, but you may just find new relationships popping up where you least expect them to. Capricorn

December 22 – January 19

Some New Years are brought in with magical kisses, some with booze, some with dancing, some with relationship breakups. Whichever situation you find yourself in this week, just remember the brutal truth that nothing lasts. So you may as well cherish every moment this week. In emo Cancer, a lunar shift will strengthen your desire to connect intimately with others, but remember to first connect with yourself, not in a self-obsessed narcissistic way, but in the new agey self-love way. At the end of the day, you are the one you are going to see every new year in with for the rest of your life and no kiss, booze, dance or break up can take that away from you. You rock Capricorn! This is your month to love it up.

Aquarius

January 20 – February 18

That garbage you pushed under the rug last year has been festering and is starting to give off a funky stench. If you don’t clean it up this week, it’s going to catch fire and burn your house down. It’s true that we must clean out the old to make room for the new, but last year was an apocalyptic disaster, so you may have to call in the cranes and hire a dumpster. You have the chance to turn things around if you clean up your act and begin the first week of the year with a spring clean and Feng Shui makeover that would put the Dalai Lama to shame.

Pisces

February 19 – March 20

If you partied into the New Year like Britney in her bald days, you’re doing it right Pisces. With a full supermoon in Cancer you’ll be able to clear away any old limiting or destructive habits that held you back from reaching your goals last year. It’s a great time to dust off your yoga mat, stretch into the warrior pose, and take your downward dog to a whole new level.

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  Author Lily Khuu is a psychic lesbian witch who enjoys expressing her predictions with the art of GIF and meme. She is also a Los Angeles based entertainment professional and LGBT activist. Follow her on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and see what she’s up to at www.lilykhuu.com!

The song lyrics “we’re gonna party like it’s 1999” might be outdated, but the lyrics ring true this week. You’ll find unexpected connections and enjoyment in usually mundane social events. With Mars and Jupiter in the spiritual sector of your chart, it’ll guarantee you have the support you need to keep your energy high. So say “yes” to work functions, say “yes” to every invite you might otherwise avoid, say “yes” to life! It’s time to party like it’s 2018, bitches. Leo

July 23 – August 22

Be conscious of overextending yourself this week to please others. We know you have good intentions and that you want to be the queen of humanitarians. This isn’t your week to win a Nobel prize. If you can’t breathe you’ll pass out and you’re effort will become futile. Breathe! Virgo

August 23 – September 22

You’re hung over as all hell. It’s okay. You’ll live. The year has hardly started and you’re already pushing yourself into the deep end of your New Year’s resolution. If you continue to be unrealistic about how many stairs you can climb in one day you are at risk of giving up altogether. Take it easy on yourself. A slower progression towards your goal will increase your chances of success! Libra

September 23 – October 22

The festivities just keep on a rollin’. Halloween? Check! Winter Holidays? Done! New Years? Still feeling it. We know. It’s time to prep for Valentine’s Day! Get your ass out there. Hit up that club, sign up for that pottery class, and join that Jello wrestling team! With the moon forming a supportive angle to Neptune igniting your passion, this is your week to search for your star crossed lover. Keep your eyes open for a Sagittarius. She understands you like no other. The only downside is that your love interest might be a little more clingy than desire. Be patient. It’s cold out and you make a nice cuddle buddy. Scorpio

October 23 – November 21

If you haven’t taken down your down your tree or menorah yet, get yo butt off dat couch and do it! This is symbolic of a desire to cling to last year and a need to let go and move onto a new chapter. Nature abhors a vacuum (and we’re not talkin’ about the Hoover kind). If you don’t make a change this week you may as well keep your Christmas tree up until next year, which means you risk things staying exactly as they are – stagnant, musty and void of gifts. They say if you’re not growing, you’re dead. That applies here. If you want to move forward this year, Confucius says, “Plant a new tree.” Whatever you do, don’t mistake the burning bush for a glowing Christmas tree. Just sayin’. Sagittarius

November 22 – December 21

When was the last time you told your mother you loved her? This is the perfect time to tell people how you feel. Not drunken overshares that you don’t mean. We’re talking expressions of love to family and friends who you don’t tell often enough how much you appreciate them. With transformational Uranus blasting ahead, if you dive into 2018 with full-blown gratitude for the relationships in your life, you’ll find them not only flourishing, but you may just find new relationships popping up where you least expect them to. Capricorn

December 22 – January 19

Some New Years are brought in with magical kisses, some with booze, some with dancing, some with relationship breakups. Whichever situation you find yourself in this week, just remember the brutal truth that nothing lasts. So you may as well cherish every moment this week. In emo Cancer, a lunar shift will strengthen your desire to connect intimately with others, but remember to first connect with yourself, not in a self-obsessed narcissistic way, but in the new agey self-love way. At the end of the day, you are the one you are going to see every new year in with for the rest of your life and no kiss, booze, dance or break up can take that away from you. You rock Capricorn! This is your month to love it up.

Aquarius

January 20 – February 18

That garbage you pushed under the rug last year has been festering and is starting to give off a funky stench. If you don’t clean it up this week, it’s going to catch fire and burn your house down. It’s true that we must clean out the old to make room for the new, but last year was an apocalyptic disaster, so you may have to call in the cranes and hire a dumpster. You have the chance to turn things around if you clean up your act and begin the first week of the year with a spring clean and Feng Shui makeover that would put the Dalai Lama to shame.

Pisces

February 19 – March 20

If you partied into the New Year like Britney in her bald days, you’re doing it right Pisces. With a full supermoon in Cancer you’ll be able to clear away any old limiting or destructive habits that held you back from reaching your goals last year. It’s a great time to dust off your yoga mat, stretch into the warrior pose, and take your downward dog to a whole new level.

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  Author Lily Khuu is a psychic lesbian witch who enjoys expressing her predictions with the art of GIF and meme. She is also a Los Angeles based entertainment professional and LGBT activist. Follow her on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and see what she’s up to at www.lilykhuu.com!

Time to choose your own adventure. A trip is coming up and you have some control over the agenda. Take advantage of fiery Mars on January 6th to manifest that dream trip. The Northern Lights are just in reach if you woman up and book that trip already! Cancer

June 21 – July 22

The song lyrics “we’re gonna party like it’s 1999” might be outdated, but the lyrics ring true this week. You’ll find unexpected connections and enjoyment in usually mundane social events. With Mars and Jupiter in the spiritual sector of your chart, it’ll guarantee you have the support you need to keep your energy high. So say “yes” to work functions, say “yes” to every invite you might otherwise avoid, say “yes” to life! It’s time to party like it’s 2018, bitches. Leo

July 23 – August 22

Be conscious of overextending yourself this week to please others. We know you have good intentions and that you want to be the queen of humanitarians. This isn’t your week to win a Nobel prize. If you can’t breathe you’ll pass out and you’re effort will become futile. Breathe! Virgo

August 23 – September 22

You’re hung over as all hell. It’s okay. You’ll live. The year has hardly started and you’re already pushing yourself into the deep end of your New Year’s resolution. If you continue to be unrealistic about how many stairs you can climb in one day you are at risk of giving up altogether. Take it easy on yourself. A slower progression towards your goal will increase your chances of success! Libra

September 23 – October 22

The festivities just keep on a rollin’. Halloween? Check! Winter Holidays? Done! New Years? Still feeling it. We know. It’s time to prep for Valentine’s Day! Get your ass out there. Hit up that club, sign up for that pottery class, and join that Jello wrestling team! With the moon forming a supportive angle to Neptune igniting your passion, this is your week to search for your star crossed lover. Keep your eyes open for a Sagittarius. She understands you like no other. The only downside is that your love interest might be a little more clingy than desire. Be patient. It’s cold out and you make a nice cuddle buddy. Scorpio

October 23 – November 21

If you haven’t taken down your down your tree or menorah yet, get yo butt off dat couch and do it! This is symbolic of a desire to cling to last year and a need to let go and move onto a new chapter. Nature abhors a vacuum (and we’re not talkin’ about the Hoover kind). If you don’t make a change this week you may as well keep your Christmas tree up until next year, which means you risk things staying exactly as they are – stagnant, musty and void of gifts. They say if you’re not growing, you’re dead. That applies here. If you want to move forward this year, Confucius says, “Plant a new tree.” Whatever you do, don’t mistake the burning bush for a glowing Christmas tree. Just sayin’. Sagittarius

November 22 – December 21

When was the last time you told your mother you loved her? This is the perfect time to tell people how you feel. Not drunken overshares that you don’t mean. We’re talking expressions of love to family and friends who you don’t tell often enough how much you appreciate them. With transformational Uranus blasting ahead, if you dive into 2018 with full-blown gratitude for the relationships in your life, you’ll find them not only flourishing, but you may just find new relationships popping up where you least expect them to. Capricorn

December 22 – January 19

Some New Years are brought in with magical kisses, some with booze, some with dancing, some with relationship breakups. Whichever situation you find yourself in this week, just remember the brutal truth that nothing lasts. So you may as well cherish every moment this week. In emo Cancer, a lunar shift will strengthen your desire to connect intimately with others, but remember to first connect with yourself, not in a self-obsessed narcissistic way, but in the new agey self-love way. At the end of the day, you are the one you are going to see every new year in with for the rest of your life and no kiss, booze, dance or break up can take that away from you. You rock Capricorn! This is your month to love it up.

Aquarius

January 20 – February 18

That garbage you pushed under the rug last year has been festering and is starting to give off a funky stench. If you don’t clean it up this week, it’s going to catch fire and burn your house down. It’s true that we must clean out the old to make room for the new, but last year was an apocalyptic disaster, so you may have to call in the cranes and hire a dumpster. You have the chance to turn things around if you clean up your act and begin the first week of the year with a spring clean and Feng Shui makeover that would put the Dalai Lama to shame.

Pisces

February 19 – March 20

If you partied into the New Year like Britney in her bald days, you’re doing it right Pisces. With a full supermoon in Cancer you’ll be able to clear away any old limiting or destructive habits that held you back from reaching your goals last year. It’s a great time to dust off your yoga mat, stretch into the warrior pose, and take your downward dog to a whole new level.

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  Author Lily Khuu is a psychic lesbian witch who enjoys expressing her predictions with the art of GIF and meme. She is also a Los Angeles based entertainment professional and LGBT activist. Follow her on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and see what she’s up to at www.lilykhuu.com!

New Years resolutions are for chumps. Statistically, the average time before someone breaks their resolution is 7 days. Being the level-headed Taurus that you are you understand your temptations and limitations. It will be especially hard this year so it’s time to tell Siri that you need to be reminded to start that new dance class you’ve been putting off. And don’t be too hard on yourself. Cheat days exist for a reason. Gemini

May 21 – June 20

Time to choose your own adventure. A trip is coming up and you have some control over the agenda. Take advantage of fiery Mars on January 6th to manifest that dream trip. The Northern Lights are just in reach if you woman up and book that trip already! Cancer

June 21 – July 22

The song lyrics “we’re gonna party like it’s 1999” might be outdated, but the lyrics ring true this week. You’ll find unexpected connections and enjoyment in usually mundane social events. With Mars and Jupiter in the spiritual sector of your chart, it’ll guarantee you have the support you need to keep your energy high. So say “yes” to work functions, say “yes” to every invite you might otherwise avoid, say “yes” to life! It’s time to party like it’s 2018, bitches. Leo

July 23 – August 22

Be conscious of overextending yourself this week to please others. We know you have good intentions and that you want to be the queen of humanitarians. This isn’t your week to win a Nobel prize. If you can’t breathe you’ll pass out and you’re effort will become futile. Breathe! Virgo

August 23 – September 22

You’re hung over as all hell. It’s okay. You’ll live. The year has hardly started and you’re already pushing yourself into the deep end of your New Year’s resolution. If you continue to be unrealistic about how many stairs you can climb in one day you are at risk of giving up altogether. Take it easy on yourself. A slower progression towards your goal will increase your chances of success! Libra

September 23 – October 22

The festivities just keep on a rollin’. Halloween? Check! Winter Holidays? Done! New Years? Still feeling it. We know. It’s time to prep for Valentine’s Day! Get your ass out there. Hit up that club, sign up for that pottery class, and join that Jello wrestling team! With the moon forming a supportive angle to Neptune igniting your passion, this is your week to search for your star crossed lover. Keep your eyes open for a Sagittarius. She understands you like no other. The only downside is that your love interest might be a little more clingy than desire. Be patient. It’s cold out and you make a nice cuddle buddy. Scorpio

October 23 – November 21

If you haven’t taken down your down your tree or menorah yet, get yo butt off dat couch and do it! This is symbolic of a desire to cling to last year and a need to let go and move onto a new chapter. Nature abhors a vacuum (and we’re not talkin’ about the Hoover kind). If you don’t make a change this week you may as well keep your Christmas tree up until next year, which means you risk things staying exactly as they are – stagnant, musty and void of gifts. They say if you’re not growing, you’re dead. That applies here. If you want to move forward this year, Confucius says, “Plant a new tree.” Whatever you do, don’t mistake the burning bush for a glowing Christmas tree. Just sayin’. Sagittarius

November 22 – December 21

When was the last time you told your mother you loved her? This is the perfect time to tell people how you feel. Not drunken overshares that you don’t mean. We’re talking expressions of love to family and friends who you don’t tell often enough how much you appreciate them. With transformational Uranus blasting ahead, if you dive into 2018 with full-blown gratitude for the relationships in your life, you’ll find them not only flourishing, but you may just find new relationships popping up where you least expect them to. Capricorn

December 22 – January 19

Some New Years are brought in with magical kisses, some with booze, some with dancing, some with relationship breakups. Whichever situation you find yourself in this week, just remember the brutal truth that nothing lasts. So you may as well cherish every moment this week. In emo Cancer, a lunar shift will strengthen your desire to connect intimately with others, but remember to first connect with yourself, not in a self-obsessed narcissistic way, but in the new agey self-love way. At the end of the day, you are the one you are going to see every new year in with for the rest of your life and no kiss, booze, dance or break up can take that away from you. You rock Capricorn! This is your month to love it up.

Aquarius

January 20 – February 18

That garbage you pushed under the rug last year has been festering and is starting to give off a funky stench. If you don’t clean it up this week, it’s going to catch fire and burn your house down. It’s true that we must clean out the old to make room for the new, but last year was an apocalyptic disaster, so you may have to call in the cranes and hire a dumpster. You have the chance to turn things around if you clean up your act and begin the first week of the year with a spring clean and Feng Shui makeover that would put the Dalai Lama to shame.

Pisces

February 19 – March 20

If you partied into the New Year like Britney in her bald days, you’re doing it right Pisces. With a full supermoon in Cancer you’ll be able to clear away any old limiting or destructive habits that held you back from reaching your goals last year. It’s a great time to dust off your yoga mat, stretch into the warrior pose, and take your downward dog to a whole new level.

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  Author Lily Khuu is a psychic lesbian witch who enjoys expressing her predictions with the art of GIF and meme. She is also a Los Angeles based entertainment professional and LGBT activist. Follow her on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and see what she’s up to at www.lilykhuu.com!

You know how they say a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush? No? Neither do I, so I Googled it. It means it’s better to stay with the relationship you have rather than risk it for that hot tempting distraction. At least, in your case. This week you’re going to feel like the bush is burning down and you’re not going to like it. Well, hold it together. It will be worth it. Pull yourself together and start that project you promised you were going to start last year. You’ll need to focus on something else so you stop eyeing that burning bush. Taurus

April 20 – May 20

New Years resolutions are for chumps. Statistically, the average time before someone breaks their resolution is 7 days. Being the level-headed Taurus that you are you understand your temptations and limitations. It will be especially hard this year so it’s time to tell Siri that you need to be reminded to start that new dance class you’ve been putting off. And don’t be too hard on yourself. Cheat days exist for a reason. Gemini

May 21 – June 20

Time to choose your own adventure. A trip is coming up and you have some control over the agenda. Take advantage of fiery Mars on January 6th to manifest that dream trip. The Northern Lights are just in reach if you woman up and book that trip already! Cancer

June 21 – July 22

The song lyrics “we’re gonna party like it’s 1999” might be outdated, but the lyrics ring true this week. You’ll find unexpected connections and enjoyment in usually mundane social events. With Mars and Jupiter in the spiritual sector of your chart, it’ll guarantee you have the support you need to keep your energy high. So say “yes” to work functions, say “yes” to every invite you might otherwise avoid, say “yes” to life! It’s time to party like it’s 2018, bitches. Leo

July 23 – August 22

Be conscious of overextending yourself this week to please others. We know you have good intentions and that you want to be the queen of humanitarians. This isn’t your week to win a Nobel prize. If you can’t breathe you’ll pass out and you’re effort will become futile. Breathe! Virgo

August 23 – September 22

You’re hung over as all hell. It’s okay. You’ll live. The year has hardly started and you’re already pushing yourself into the deep end of your New Year’s resolution. If you continue to be unrealistic about how many stairs you can climb in one day you are at risk of giving up altogether. Take it easy on yourself. A slower progression towards your goal will increase your chances of success! Libra

September 23 – October 22

The festivities just keep on a rollin’. Halloween? Check! Winter Holidays? Done! New Years? Still feeling it. We know. It’s time to prep for Valentine’s Day! Get your ass out there. Hit up that club, sign up for that pottery class, and join that Jello wrestling team! With the moon forming a supportive angle to Neptune igniting your passion, this is your week to search for your star crossed lover. Keep your eyes open for a Sagittarius. She understands you like no other. The only downside is that your love interest might be a little more clingy than desire. Be patient. It’s cold out and you make a nice cuddle buddy. Scorpio

October 23 – November 21

If you haven’t taken down your down your tree or menorah yet, get yo butt off dat couch and do it! This is symbolic of a desire to cling to last year and a need to let go and move onto a new chapter. Nature abhors a vacuum (and we’re not talkin’ about the Hoover kind). If you don’t make a change this week you may as well keep your Christmas tree up until next year, which means you risk things staying exactly as they are – stagnant, musty and void of gifts. They say if you’re not growing, you’re dead. That applies here. If you want to move forward this year, Confucius says, “Plant a new tree.” Whatever you do, don’t mistake the burning bush for a glowing Christmas tree. Just sayin’. Sagittarius

November 22 – December 21

When was the last time you told your mother you loved her? This is the perfect time to tell people how you feel. Not drunken overshares that you don’t mean. We’re talking expressions of love to family and friends who you don’t tell often enough how much you appreciate them. With transformational Uranus blasting ahead, if you dive into 2018 with full-blown gratitude for the relationships in your life, you’ll find them not only flourishing, but you may just find new relationships popping up where you least expect them to. Capricorn

December 22 – January 19

Some New Years are brought in with magical kisses, some with booze, some with dancing, some with relationship breakups. Whichever situation you find yourself in this week, just remember the brutal truth that nothing lasts. So you may as well cherish every moment this week. In emo Cancer, a lunar shift will strengthen your desire to connect intimately with others, but remember to first connect with yourself, not in a self-obsessed narcissistic way, but in the new agey self-love way. At the end of the day, you are the one you are going to see every new year in with for the rest of your life and no kiss, booze, dance or break up can take that away from you. You rock Capricorn! This is your month to love it up.

Aquarius

January 20 – February 18

That garbage you pushed under the rug last year has been festering and is starting to give off a funky stench. If you don’t clean it up this week, it’s going to catch fire and burn your house down. It’s true that we must clean out the old to make room for the new, but last year was an apocalyptic disaster, so you may have to call in the cranes and hire a dumpster. You have the chance to turn things around if you clean up your act and begin the first week of the year with a spring clean and Feng Shui makeover that would put the Dalai Lama to shame.

Pisces

February 19 – March 20

If you partied into the New Year like Britney in her bald days, you’re doing it right Pisces. With a full supermoon in Cancer you’ll be able to clear away any old limiting or destructive habits that held you back from reaching your goals last year. It’s a great time to dust off your yoga mat, stretch into the warrior pose, and take your downward dog to a whole new level.

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  Author Lily Khuu is a psychic lesbian witch who enjoys expressing her predictions with the art of GIF and meme. She is also a Los Angeles based entertainment professional and LGBT activist. Follow her on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and see what she’s up to at www.lilykhuu.com!

  Aries

March 21 – April 19

You know how they say a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush? No? Neither do I, so I Googled it. It means it’s better to stay with the relationship you have rather than risk it for that hot tempting distraction. At least, in your case. This week you’re going to feel like the bush is burning down and you’re not going to like it. Well, hold it together. It will be worth it. Pull yourself together and start that project you promised you were going to start last year. You’ll need to focus on something else so you stop eyeing that burning bush. Taurus

April 20 – May 20

New Years resolutions are for chumps. Statistically, the average time before someone breaks their resolution is 7 days. Being the level-headed Taurus that you are you understand your temptations and limitations. It will be especially hard this year so it’s time to tell Siri that you need to be reminded to start that new dance class you’ve been putting off. And don’t be too hard on yourself. Cheat days exist for a reason. Gemini

May 21 – June 20

Time to choose your own adventure. A trip is coming up and you have some control over the agenda. Take advantage of fiery Mars on January 6th to manifest that dream trip. The Northern Lights are just in reach if you woman up and book that trip already! Cancer

June 21 – July 22

The song lyrics “we’re gonna party like it’s 1999” might be outdated, but the lyrics ring true this week. You’ll find unexpected connections and enjoyment in usually mundane social events. With Mars and Jupiter in the spiritual sector of your chart, it’ll guarantee you have the support you need to keep your energy high. So say “yes” to work functions, say “yes” to every invite you might otherwise avoid, say “yes” to life! It’s time to party like it’s 2018, bitches. Leo

July 23 – August 22

Be conscious of overextending yourself this week to please others. We know you have good intentions and that you want to be the queen of humanitarians. This isn’t your week to win a Nobel prize. If you can’t breathe you’ll pass out and you’re effort will become futile. Breathe! Virgo

August 23 – September 22

You’re hung over as all hell. It’s okay. You’ll live. The year has hardly started and you’re already pushing yourself into the deep end of your New Year’s resolution. If you continue to be unrealistic about how many stairs you can climb in one day you are at risk of giving up altogether. Take it easy on yourself. A slower progression towards your goal will increase your chances of success! Libra

September 23 – October 22

The festivities just keep on a rollin’. Halloween? Check! Winter Holidays? Done! New Years? Still feeling it. We know. It’s time to prep for Valentine’s Day! Get your ass out there. Hit up that club, sign up for that pottery class, and join that Jello wrestling team! With the moon forming a supportive angle to Neptune igniting your passion, this is your week to search for your star crossed lover. Keep your eyes open for a Sagittarius. She understands you like no other. The only downside is that your love interest might be a little more clingy than desire. Be patient. It’s cold out and you make a nice cuddle buddy. Scorpio

October 23 – November 21

If you haven’t taken down your down your tree or menorah yet, get yo butt off dat couch and do it! This is symbolic of a desire to cling to last year and a need to let go and move onto a new chapter. Nature abhors a vacuum (and we’re not talkin’ about the Hoover kind). If you don’t make a change this week you may as well keep your Christmas tree up until next year, which means you risk things staying exactly as they are – stagnant, musty and void of gifts. They say if you’re not growing, you’re dead. That applies here. If you want to move forward this year, Confucius says, “Plant a new tree.” Whatever you do, don’t mistake the burning bush for a glowing Christmas tree. Just sayin’. Sagittarius

November 22 – December 21

When was the last time you told your mother you loved her? This is the perfect time to tell people how you feel. Not drunken overshares that you don’t mean. We’re talking expressions of love to family and friends who you don’t tell often enough how much you appreciate them. With transformational Uranus blasting ahead, if you dive into 2018 with full-blown gratitude for the relationships in your life, you’ll find them not only flourishing, but you may just find new relationships popping up where you least expect them to. Capricorn

December 22 – January 19

Some New Years are brought in with magical kisses, some with booze, some with dancing, some with relationship breakups. Whichever situation you find yourself in this week, just remember the brutal truth that nothing lasts. So you may as well cherish every moment this week. In emo Cancer, a lunar shift will strengthen your desire to connect intimately with others, but remember to first connect with yourself, not in a self-obsessed narcissistic way, but in the new agey self-love way. At the end of the day, you are the one you are going to see every new year in with for the rest of your life and no kiss, booze, dance or break up can take that away from you. You rock Capricorn! This is your month to love it up.

Aquarius

January 20 – February 18

That garbage you pushed under the rug last year has been festering and is starting to give off a funky stench. If you don’t clean it up this week, it’s going to catch fire and burn your house down. It’s true that we must clean out the old to make room for the new, but last year was an apocalyptic disaster, so you may have to call in the cranes and hire a dumpster. You have the chance to turn things around if you clean up your act and begin the first week of the year with a spring clean and Feng Shui makeover that would put the Dalai Lama to shame.

Pisces

February 19 – March 20

If you partied into the New Year like Britney in her bald days, you’re doing it right Pisces. With a full supermoon in Cancer you’ll be able to clear away any old limiting or destructive habits that held you back from reaching your goals last year. It’s a great time to dust off your yoga mat, stretch into the warrior pose, and take your downward dog to a whole new level.

.

  Author Lily Khuu is a psychic lesbian witch who enjoys expressing her predictions with the art of GIF and meme. She is also a Los Angeles based entertainment professional and LGBT activist. Follow her on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and see what she’s up to at www.lilykhuu.com!

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