There’s a very old stereotype about lesbians and cats, and it is futile to deny it. Lesbians and cats go together like peas and carrots, like the sun and the Earth, like Bette and Tina, like…lesbians and cats. We just share a lot in common, so naturally, we live in perfect harmony. Yes, we know that obviously there are lesbians out there who are dog people, so if you’re one of those, this isn’t about you. Kitty mamas of the world, unite! 1. Cats are creatures of beauty, like most lesbians. Photo via Instagram 2. Cats are a perfect balance of grace and awkwardness. Much like a lesbian on a first date.
3. Cats do not need you. And you can go f*ck right off if you cross them – which is also very lesbian.
4. Lesbians and cats know when it’s cuddle time and we do NOT mess around.
5. Cats and lesbians both like to go on the prowl at night, so we understand each other. 6. Cats are direct when they woo you. Just like lesbians.
7. Cats are confident and they got that lesbian swagger we like.
8. Like lesbians, cats sometimes do things that don’t make a whole lot of sense.
Charlie The Cat via Kate Moennig’s Instagram 9. Cats really do have nine lives, just like certain lesbian shows. Well, ok, at least two lives. And just when you thought they were dead, they could pop back up at any moment…
In summary, cats are pretty badass. Ya know who else is pretty badass? Lesbians.
