George Lucas thinks Spider-Man 3 is a “silly” movie.
“It’s silly. It’s a silly movie. There just isn’t much there. Once you take it all apart, there’s not much story, is there?”
Uh, George? To paraphrase Phoebe on Friends, “Oh, hello, kettle? This is George Lucas. You’re black.”
What “story” did you think we would take away from the soporific Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith? I mean, other than the story of your unparalleled ability to eviscerate Natalie Portman‘s acting skills?
Meanwhile, Fox News claims Lucas plans to make two more Star Wars movies. But it seems Lucas was just referring to the TV series that have been planned for a while.
“But they won’t have members of the Skywalker family as characters,” he said. “They will be other people of that milieu.”
You know what this means, don’t you? We’re finally going to find out who Greedo’s father is. I’m betting Chewy had a misspent youth.
