Afternoon Delight: A new CW sitcom featuring a lesbian romance, Lea Michele on the cover of “Allure”

Good afternoon!

Happy birthday Snooki! Do you think this is a fake lesbian monkey that she is fake lesbian kissing?

My prayers have been answered! Get ready for a CW sitcom about two ladies in love! Producers Craig Zadan and Neil Meron (Drop Dead Diva, Smash) have teamed up for the new series Swordfighting , centered around “two young couples who have been best friends and neighbors for years and whose friendship is put to the test when the two wives reveal they’ve fallen in love (with each other).” We’ll keep you posted as additional details are released by the studio. p.s. How do I get an audition for this series?

What’s a better way to celebrate the holidays than with Lady Gaga? (The Pilgrims did love a good beat.) Don’t forget to tune in tomorrow night to ABC at 9:30 pm on for A Very Gaga Thanksgiving.

And if you can’t get enough of Gaga, watch her interview with Good Morning America. The superstar talks about her family’s holiday traditions and her new Gaga Workshop Wonderland located only at Barneys New York.

Glee‘s Lea Michele looks very alluring on the cover of December’s Allure magazine. The petite vegan actress claims she can eat “some bitches under the table” but obviously she hasn’t been under my table. Wait, I think that came off wrong.

Angelina Jolie beats around the bush during her interview with 60 Minutes. Check out the entire Jolie interview on Sunday, November 27 at 7 p.m ,to find out more about the bad girl-turned-super mommy.

If These Walls Could Talk 2 actress Michelle Williams is receiving rave reviews for her portrayal of the late iconic actress Marilyn Monroe in My Week with Marilyn. The film was released today in Los Angeles and Williams is already set to receive the Desert Palm Achievement Actress Award at the Palm Springs International Film Festival’s Awards Gala in January.

Tomorrow is the American holiday Thanksgiving. Many celebrities, artists and regular folks (like myself) will be sitting down to a family meal and not be partaking in the customary Thanksgiving turkey. The (in)famous animal rights organization PETA has created a list of 25 celebrities who are celebrating the upcoming holiday sans bird, including Alicia Silverstone, Ellen DeGeneres, Joss Stone, Maggie Q, Natalie Portman, Olivia Wilde and Sarah Silverman. DeGeneres’s beautiful wife Portia will also be chowing down on veggies, although PETA did not include her in their list. PETA also forgot to mention Ghostella’s Haunted Tomb director Stacie Ponder and my dog Taffy Davenport McManus. (Turkey makes Taffy gassy.)

On another note, Janet Jackson is launching her very own fur line. Jackson has teamed up with the fur firm Blackglama to create the luxury mink collection. Jackson’s line will feature 15 items including plush coats and gloves. Jackson said in a statement to the press, “The art of fashion is one of my great passions. I’ve worked for years to bring a collection into the world. Partnering with Blackglama is very exciting.” The Janet Jackson Blackglama Collection will be available in stores later this month.

On Friday, February 3, 2012, I will be returning to the lovely state of Virginia to perform at the Jefferson Center in Roanoke. I will be joined by Latina comedian Gina Brillon (she’s brilliant) and a slew of other amazing comedians. I’ll also be dragging my wife, Karman, and mother-in-law, Gail , along with me, so if any of you want to meet up before or after the show I’d love to see your faces.

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What is comedian Ellen DeGeneres thankful for this Thanksgiving? Well, actress Sofia Vergara of course! Check out the hilarious behind the scenes Covergirl shoot and I dare you not to laugh when DeGeneres tells Vergara that her American accent makes her sound like she’s a gay man.

Have a happy and safe holiday! And for those of you who aren’t celebrating, have a terrific weekend!