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Morning Brew – Friday, May 6: Heather and Nany have sex on “The Real World: Las Vegas,” Adele fancies Rihanna

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On last night’s episode of The Real World: Las Vegas, two female roommates, Heather and Nany, had sex. They’re usually sleeping with their male roomies, so this was definitely a change. Of course, it all started in the hot tub. Start about 16 minutes in on the episode below.

Heather, of course, starts to regret it. The irony is that she broke up with her boyfriend in the house because she found out he has done gay porn. Leave it to The Real World to create this kind of drama! (Thanks for the tip Julia!)

UK TV personality Kerry Katona told FHM that she’s also moving on from men, although I’m sure no one took her seriously based on the actual words that came out of her mouth:

I’m done now with men, no more. If any guys want to give me their numbers tonight, I wouldn’t take them. There’s definitely no more romance for me. But don’t you think me and Amy Childs make a good couple? I might as well go that way now as my hair is so short. I feel like a dyke. If I cross my arms I actually look like a lesbian.

So that’s what I’m supposed to look like! OK, I need to start crossing my arms more. Does that make me look more angry?

Amber Heard doesn’t care that she isn’t on Maxim‘s Hot 100 list this year, I bet. She was named one of Paper‘s Most Beautiful People of 2011 and on that list you get to wear more clothes.

Adele told The Sun (a tabloid I know you UK readers all love!) that she has a “girl crush” on Rihanna.

If Rihanna wanted me, I’d do it with her. She’s hot. She had pinstripe flares on. She whipped them off and there were her stunning thighs. I said to all my girlfriends: “Are you feeling a bit gay right now?'”

Adele, you’ll have to battle Jessie J and a legion of other women for the likes of touching Rihanna’s thighs! But you never know – did you see the video for “Te Amo”?

Jack & Diane has released their first still of Juno Temple and Riley Keough. Leaves a lot to the imagination still!

It’s also been announced there will be some animation in the film, care of Brothers Quay. Check out some of their work over at IndieWire.

Look, it’s the Pretty Little Liars with their new therapist, played by Annabeth Gish. Think they are lying?

Community had a little bit of lesbianness already this season, but Alison Brie says there could be more in the future – and it could be her character, Annie, who is partaking. She told an interviewer:

With Annie, to be honest, I could see her getting with a girl. It seems like it would be out of character for her, but I just like to go back to the fact that she’s young and impressionable and still figuring out who she is and what she wants to. It’s one of her best qualities that though she seems uptight, she’ll try everything… The point of the show is comedy. We’re not trying to take a stand about any of those things. It’s a possibility that more gay stuff could creep in.

And with a lesbian writer at the helm, anything could happen. (Hint hint, Karey Dornetto.)

An Horse has released a new video for “Not Mine,” a song of their new album Walls.

The band’s Kate Cooper also answered The Huffington Post‘s question, “Who would win in a fight between An Horse, Tegan & Sara, Matt & Kim, and The Ting Tings?”

You mean between all four bands? Oh, Tegan and Sara for sure. Those ladies are tough. Once we went bowling together and I thought they were going to knife me. I lost pretty badly so I didn’t get hurt. Lucky.

I always took them as lovers, not fighters, but it’s good to know they can kick some ass if need be.

Today in Lesbianish TV: The Ellen DeGeneres Show, The Talk (CBS 2 p.m.), Say Yes to the Dress (TLC 3 p.m.) and The Rachel Maddow Show (MSNBC 9 p.m.) (Thanks Roni!)

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