“Work Out” Recaps: Episode 3.4 “Hit the Wall”

Briana, you’re a fine girl — The Olivia Cruise featuring the Sky
Sport ladies is back from a week at sea. Renessa got her swerve on, Rebecca and
the boss got in a smack-down, Erika got an intervention, and Agostina got a tan.
Guess who had the best week.

The trainers’ illustrious
leader, Jackie, is sick of all of them and is happy to be back on dry land with
Briana; her life, her love
and her lady
are definitely not
the sea.

Briana: Did you have fun?
Jackie: Uh, no.
Briana: OK …
Jackie: I had it kinda up to here
with the trainers.
Briana: Why?
Jackie: Just … you know what? I’m
not used to being in such small quarters with them. I can take them in doses,
but to have to force socializing morning, noon and night, dinner after bad
dinner, I got to the point where I was just like, "Oh please God,
transport me outta here on a beam." And I missed you.

Meanwhile, all around
town, the same conversation is taking place at Erika, Rebecca, Renessa and
Agostina’s houses. Over at the home of the woman who was thrusting
Rebecca
like a porn star, someone has some ‘splaining to do.

Briana asks Jackie if
anyone hooked up with anyone. Jackie pauses for a small eternity while she considers
replying, "Define ‘anyone.’"

Briana asks point-blank
if anything interesting happened with Rebecca.

Jackie: She was a little, uh … we … we …
there was a lot of tension between us.
Briana: Examples?
Jackie: She doesn’t really have
fully appropriate boundaries yet.

Well, that’s a bit like
the pot calling the kettle inappropriate, isn’t it? Jackie’s answer is suspiciously
vague, but it’s clear that Jabecca playtime is over. Jackie’s finding Rebecca’s
needy charms more annoying than alluring these days.

Wise beyond her years,
Briana tells Jackie to "take responsibility" for the situation. Finally.
Someone who’s in a relationship with Jackie Warner has some common sense.

Jackie assures her she
has nothing to worry about and furthermore, the next time she has to go away on
business, Briana is coming with her. So, no hard feelings, Briana. You missed
the free lesbian cruise to Mexico,
but the next time Jackie has to appear at a mall opening in Nebraska, you are so there.

Drop and give her 20 — Back at SkyLab, this year’s group of
chublicious folks are mingling about, waiting for Jackie to begin leading them
in yet another grueling boot camp. While they wait, Deenie shows everyone a
nasty bruise on her cankle.

I think I see the Virgin
Mary.

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