“Will You Show Us Your Brains?”

 
 

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Not sure how this happened, but in addition to the professional prostitutes from the Bunny Ranch and the women from his “America’s Hottest Ex-Con Contest” (in which four women are judged on “both their looks and the severity of the crimes”) Howard Stern played host to two extremely cool women over the last few days on his Sirius radio show.

On Wednesday, lesbian legend Martina Navratilova spoke to Stern and company about a variety of topics, including the loss of endorsements due to homophobia, her desire to open a no-kill shelter for dogs and cats, her interest in adopting a baby, and her gift list for Christmas.

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Today, AfterEllen favorite Tina Fey stopped by the show to talk about her sexual history (no, I’m not kidding), the nightmare of Paris Hilton hosting SNL (Fey said that Paris had “the hair of Fraggle”, and left “nasty wads of Barbie hair on the floor” from her “cheap weave”) and why she doesn’t get crushes on celebrities (she thinks actors are “dumb” and comedians are “screwed up”).

Who does Stern have lined up next, Susan Sarandon and Rosie O’Donnell?

On a different note, am I the only one who finds it endearing that in the photo above Fey is swilling coffee from Dunkin’ Donuts and not some swanky eggnog latte from Starbucks?