Portard. There, I said it. And it’s a terrible name for a kid, even if it’s Tina and Bette’s perfect little offspring.
The possibility of naming a child "Portard" is just one of the hot topics discussed this week on our recap of The L Word. Other topics include dealing with homophobic parents, the fact that Shane does not look like a boy, and why Dana’s dress is so dang tight!
We also reenact Bette and Tina’s (aka Miss Kennard) pivotal dinner with Bette’s dad, Melvin. Check, please!