I did not see G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra over the weekend. Amazingly, it takes more than women in skin-tight black leather to get me into the movie theater. (Shocking, I know.) Though, if the film had had Olivia Wilde in skin-tight black leather, well, ten-hut!
Olivia joins Julianne Moore, Alexis Bledel, Billy Crudup, Zach Galifiankais, Henry Rollins, Alan Tudyk and others in a new FunnyorDie.com spoof of what the G.I. Joe and Cobra forces do after hours. Just be prepared, there will be sexy clarinet.
Not since Alyson Hannigan introduced us to her flute has a woodwind instrument been so saucy.
The whole thing is a hoot and also kind of stunning. Is it just me, or is the assembled talent in these Funny or Die skits starting to become ridiculously impressive? I mean, Julianne has been nominated for an Oscar four times — four times! I half expect to see Meryl Streep pop up in one next week.
So, what do you think about the latest spoof? And, really, have you ever wanted to be a clarinet more?