Reads too many books. Is afraid of
birds, handshakes, and Laura Dern. Terminal lack of concentration, and loose grip on reality. Probably too sarcastic for own good.
It's probably too ambitious to say that I'd like to be a writer, so I'll settle for librarian instead. At least it's not my childhood dream of being a sex-worker, even though it was a lot more glamorous in my head than I'm sure it is in real life, no matter what Billie Piper says.