I can't think of a suitable wording yet. Well, not one that wouldn't sound like I was stealng Omega II's bio. Suffice to say that I've been lurking here for a while, because I'm a fan of fun, sarcastic entertainment sites (there are other places to go for straight male Lesbian fantasisation*) and today (the day I registered) is my birthday, so I thought 'what the Hell'.

I'll do the lists bit when I can whittle them down to less than fifty - or equivalent - or so each.

*Possibly not a word.