I enjoy trying to take over the world but suffer from constant distraction so have thusfar been unsuccessful. I'm looking into doing some strategic planning to restructure my approach. It is doubtful this will succeed.

I am shamelessly addicted to pop music, and, as a result of many hours spent doing bad hip-hop dancing with an overly enthusiastic instructor, constantly envision a giant Fergie head peering over my shoulder to check up on my progress. Fergie's watching, people. Fergie's watching.

That's all.