I attend a private girls-only school and will remain imprisoned there until I'm 18. I have no intention of doing any more 'time' after that, so university can go poo (I had no choice in becoming a lesbian as nearly everyone in the school is - even the male teachers).
The village in which i live is awfully boring, and at times am quite cast down as there is bugger-all to do (except maybe to become a rampant alcoholic like everyone else - including my vacant-eyed mother).
I am frightful vain (because of my gorgeous looks) and quite the party type, and am always upsetting someone with my acid wit (i like to let loose in timid company - can't stand the wimpy PC brigade).
I thoroughly enjoy painting and writing and anything creative, and think i shall probably turn straight when i leave school because i like looking at boys' penises.
