Freelance writer in Montreal, Quebec.  Just finished creating my own website:

www.attictales.com

I write a column called Mostly Harmless, where I love to tease lesbians on our bad habits.  I also have a webcomic called Penis Schmenis, where the lesbians put the fun in dysfunctional.

I'm originally from New Bruwnswick.  I have a fear of going bald and an even bigger fear of not finding the right word to express something...I fear there is probably a specific word for that.