For a holiday that is supposed to be scary, Halloween sure serves up a whole lot of sexy instead. In fact, the only truly terrifying prospect this weekend seems to be choosing a sexy favorite. Will it be the wondrous witches or the voluptuous vampires who are the object of your affection on All Hallows’ Eve?
Have no fear, AfterEllen.com is here to settle this age-old dispute once and for all. Who is hotter this Halloween? Hollywood’s vamps or Hollywood’s witches. To the research!
Willow, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Sexy: If you don’t love Willow, punch yourself in the face.
Not-So-Sexy: Flaying people alive kind of ruins the hot.
The Charmed Ones, Charmed
Sexy: These sisters can cast a spell on me anytime.
Not-So-Sexy: No one bring up Shannen Doherty.
Sexy: The nose twitch gets me every single time.
Not-So-Sexy: No one bring up the two Darrins.
Sabrina, Sabrina the Teenage Witch
Sexy: Gosh, that Melissa Joan Hart grew up nicely.
Not-So-Sexy: I’m not sure if I’m legally allowed to call a teenager sexy.
Hermione, Harry Potter series
Sexy: Proof positive that smart is so, so sexy.
Not-So-Sexy: You could only call her sexy and not be a total skeeve starting with the release of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.
Sexy: Pale skin + black hair + green eyes = Swoon Forever.
Not-So-Sexy: She’s kind of been a bad, bad girl this season. Wait, was that supposed to be not sexy?
The Witches of Eastwick
Sexy: Cher, Michelle Pfeiffer and Susan Sarandon – enough said.
Not-So-Sexy: Damn Jack Nicholson for making it a foursome.
Vamp Willow, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Sexy: Evil, skanky, kind of gay.
Not-So-Sexy: The morality police might take issue with the evil and skanky stuff.
Pam, Sophie-Anne, Jessica, True Blood
Sexy: What’s not sexy? And two out of three dig chicks.
Not-So-Sexy: Hold on, I’m still thinking.
Katherine, Caroline, Isobel, The Vampire Diaries
Sexy: Pretty vampires are pretty.
Not-So-Sexy: Seriously, give me a second, I’m still thinking.
The Cullen Women, Twilight saga
Sexy: Amber eyes, plus they’re essentially vegetarian vampires.
Not-So-Sexy: The sparkling in the sun thing, sorry, I don’t like it.
Selene, Erika, Sonja , Underworld series
Sexy: Black leather and PVC.
Not-So-Sexy: For vampires, they seem to be card-carrying members of the NRA.
Dracula’s Brides, Bram Stoker’s Dracula
Sexy: Keanu Reeves was one lucky bastard.
Not-So-Sexy: Baby killers are basically the ultimate turnoff.
Miriam and Sarah, The Hunger
Sexy: Catherine Deneuve and Susan Sarandon play sexy lesbian vampires.
Not-So-Sexy: You saw that I typed Catherine Deneuve and Susan Sarandon play sexy lesbian vampires, right? So, essentially, nothing.
So, who takes it? Witches or Vampires? And who is your favorite witch or vampire? Happy Halloween, indeed.