One of the joys of writing for AfterEllen.com is the sheer volume of mail we get. Some of it is lovely: “You’ve changed my life with your insight on the various mating habits of West Hollywood lesbos left alone in their natural habitat!” Some of it is un-lovely: “How dare you say a thing about television that I disagree with! If I had a time machine I’d axe-murder your parents so you’d never be born!” And some of it doesn’t even belong to us. Like, for example, these letters to Santa that somehow ended up in our mailbox.
Ah, well, we might as well put them to good use. So grab a pencil and a piece of paper and make some guesses about which lesbian/bisexual character wrote which letter to Santa. There’s an answer key at the end and a grading scale!
These are the characters whose letters we intercepted: