I don’t know about you, but I’ll be riveted to every episode of The Real L Word, Season 2. Yeah, OK, I get paid to watch it, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t tune in, too. And if following 20-something LA lesbians as they frolic, fight and f–k their way to fame and fortune isn’t enough for you, here are five more things you can do while you’re waiting for the next strap-on scene.
Counting down from #5:
5. Decide if Claire looks more like Sophie B. Hawkins‘ smirky daughter, or Supergirl’s mortal little sister.
In other news: Love that chicken, but the ribs are weird.
4. Create a drinking game based on how many times someone shows up wearing a hat. Here, I’ll get you started. These are from the first 15 minutes of Episode 1.
Does a shoe lace count?
Either way, you’ll be s–t faced before you know it. What can I tell ya? We know how to make our own fun.
3. Make a list of all the differences between Season 1 and Season 2. More diversity? Check. More butchiness? Check. More tattoos? Check and double check. Fewer sunshine crotches? Sadly, check.
2. Live tweet your reactions, observations and general snarkery using the hashtags #reallword. We’re going to create our own fun hashtag, a la #gaysharks, but first, we have to watch an ep or two to figure what it’s going to be.
And the #1 thing to do while watching The Real L Word, Season 2:
Enjoy it! I know, I know. We’re not the target audience. I’m actually OK with that. Real Housewives isn’t for entitled, bitchy, rich women. It’s about specific entitled, bitchy, rich women. Is that so wrong? Um, don’t answer that!