It’s prom time! At least that’s what we’re hearing from the good folks at Glee. And everyone knows real live high school is exactly like at William McKinley High School!
Don’t know who to ask to prom? Don’t worry! We’ll help you choose the perfect date! Take our quiz below. Keep track of your answers if you want an accurate result.
What word best describes your ideal prom date?
A) Caliente!
B) Gorgeous
C) Tempestuous
D) Genuine
E) Perfect
How would you like to arrive at prom?
A) In a limousine
B) In a BEAUTIFUL TOYOTA
C) On foot, maybe after a hike through the woods
D) Public transportation, the Southpaw Express for example
E) On the back of a scooter
If another girl hit on you at prom, you would want your date to:
A) Bitch slap her
B) Get hilariously drunk
C) Alcohol poison her
D) Jump/fall off a roof
E) Please. Like I’d take my eyes off of her long enough for anyone else to hit on me.
What’s would your ideal prom music be?
A) My date singing
B) Me and my date performing karaoke
C) Glockenspiel Song by Dog is Dead
D) Born this Way by Lady Gaga
E) The only music I want to hear is her husky voice in my ear
What is your post-prom activity of choice?
A) Pranking houses of less cool kids
B) Sleuthing
C) A full-blown rager
D) Watching her parents have a fisticuffs
E) Skinny-dipping followed by a woodland shag
What is your morning-after-prom breakfast choice?
A) Cheerios
B) Boo! Berry cereal
C) Three tablespoons of quinoa and flax-seeds
D) Full English breakfast prepared by her mum
E) Garibaldi Biscuits
Tally your results and click through to find out who your ideal prom date is!
If you got mostly As, your ideal prom date is Glee‘s Santana Lopez. Be prepared for a night of singing, sexiness and maybe even a few slit throats!
If you got mostly Bs, your ideal prom date is Pretty Little Liars’ Emily Fields. Soak up your time with her; you never know when she’ll have to rush off to the aid of one of her friends who has been hit by a car/beaten with a frying pan/attacked by wolves.
If you got mostly Cs, your ideal prom date is Skins generation three’s Mini McGuinnness. Stay on her good side, and it will be a night to remember! Get on her bad side, and you’ll never remember your night. Because she will literally kill you.
If you got mostly Ds, your ideal prom date is Coronation Street‘s Sophie Webster. She loves to canoodle and she loves to laugh. Just remember to keep her away from the Blueberry WKD.
If you got mostly Es, your ideal prom date is Skins generation two’s Emily Fitch. Congratulations, you’re attending prom in heaven.
So, who are you taking to prom?
