Welcome to the first installment of our new column …
Today, your mission — should you choose to accept it — is to decide between the Pretty Little Liars. Will Shay Mitchell‘s luscious locks lure you into the sack? Will Troian Bellisario‘s impossibly sexy voice make you say “I do”? Will Lucy Hale‘s Bambi gaze tempt you into a pants party? Will Ashley Benson‘s skill with lasagna-based piggy banks make you consider matrimony? Neither can live while the other survives! Wait — wrong book series. What I mean is: Who’s the wocket in your pocket? Who are you sending to the grave?