This weekend, The Devil stopped by Saturday Night Live’s Weekend Update to talk about Westboro Baptist Church, the anti-gay hate group whose right to picket military funerals was upheld by The Supreme Court last week. The Devil said Westboro Baptist Church isn’t on God’s side (“First of all, God doesn’t hate gay people, OK? God doesn’t hate anyone; that’s his whole thing.”), but that Westboro Baptist Church isn’t on his side either (“I am the physical incarnation of evil, but what they’re doing is heinous.”).
So if God doesn’t support Westrboro Baptist Church and neither does The Devil, whose side are they on? Luckily there’s a simple five question quiz you can take to determine what team you really play for. It’s based on that old “the enemy of my enemy is my friend” thing. Here, you take the quiz for you and I’ll take it for Westboro.
1) Who is your enemy in Lord of the Rings?
2) Who is your enemy in Harry Potter?
3) Who is your enemy in V For Vendetta?
4) Who is your enemy in Batwoman?
5) Who is your enemy in The L Word?
Score: If you chose mostly As, congratulations! Your friends are on the side of justice, freedom, superheroes and magic! If you chose mostly Bs, you might want to rethink your position. Your friends are on the side of Fascists, lunatics, Dark Lords and toxic death clouds.
Feel free to pass this quiz out to any bigots who come your way. In the words of the wisest wizard to ever live: “It is important to fight, and fight again, and keep fighting, for only then can evil be kept at bay!”
Oh, and Westboro Baptist Church? You’re cancer.